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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • May 05, 2024

    "Isn't it nice to have a president who doesn't read a teleprompter?"
    -- Trump, at first rally on Wednesday

    "These teleprompters, folks, are gonzo. They're gonzo."
    -- Trump, stopping speech to adjust teleprompter at second rally

  • May 04, 2024

    "I think a lot of people like it."
    -- Trump, on talk of dictatorship in the U.S.

  • May 03, 2024

    "I'm not allowed to testify. I'm under a gag order....Nobody's ever had that before...I'm not allowed to talk...It's such a rigged court."
    -- Trump, lying about his situation

  • May 02, 2024

    "No one believes this production is serious."
    -- Eric Trump on his father's election fraud trial

  • May 01, 2024

    "His stamina -- I've never seen anything like it in my life...He'll be in trial all day long, relentlessly being attacked by a corrupt judge whose family is apparently profiting off of this whole thing, only to step out and do events at bodegas and wake up and speak to union workers and go to Michigan...and all the other swing states."
    -- Eric Trump on his father

  • April 30, 2024

    "This is a kangaroo court."
    -- Trump

  • April 29, 2024

    "If they put him in jail for his First Amendment right he will be like Nelson Mandela."
    -- Trump legal spokesperson Alina Habba

  • April 28, 2024

    "We are an institute in a powerful death penalty. We will put this on."
    -- Trump

  • April 27, 2024

    "I want to start by wishng my wife, Melania, a very happy birthday. It would be nice to be with her, but I'm at a courthouse for a rigged trial."
    -- Trump, yesterday

  • April 26, 2024

    "The people criticizing me are not the American people. The American people agree with me."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

    "Truth Social is my voice, and the real voice of America!!!"
    -- Trump