"Joe Biden won against Barack Hussein Obama. Has anyone ever heard of him? Barack Hussein Obaba [sic]."
-- Trump, to confused rallygoers last weekend

"We had the Rolling Stones song, which we liked...'You can't always get what you want.' It's a good song but it made no sense...I'd say, 'No, they're talking about the Democrats! The Democrats can't get what they want!'"
-- Trump on his rally music, ignoring the second part of the lyric, "but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need"

"Ladies and gentlemen: Please rise for the horribly and unfairly treated January 6th hostages."
-- announcer, before Trump rallies

"If I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath...for the country."
-- Trump

"There's not a person in politics that doesn't want it, and that includes Democrats. If I wanted I'd have a Democrat, I'd have a liberal, I'd have anybody I want."
-- Trump, on his search for a VP

"Nobody, when you think of the Fake News, nobody has been treated like Trump, in terms of badly."
-- Trump

"Everything Joe Biden touches turns to s**t."
-- Trump at rally

"There's some other photos here -- 1223174, 1223084."
-- Special Counsel Robert Hur

"You can tell it's old. I have my arm around Lindsey Graham."
-- President Biden

"My theory on why he likes the dictators so much is that's who he is."
-- former Trump White House Chief of Staff John Kelly

"There's nobody that's better, smarter, or a better leader than Victor Orbán. He's fantastic... He's a non-controversial figure because he says, 'This is the way it's going to be,' and that's the end of it right? He's the boss."
-- Trump, hosting the Hungarian prime minister at Mar-a-Lago