"We should just seize the administrative state for our own purposes...Fire every single mid-level bureaucrat, every civil servant in the administrative state, replace them with our people. And then when the courts stop you, stand before the country, like Andrew Jackson did, and say, 'The Chief Justice has made his ruling, now let him enforce it.'...And we have to honestly and aggressively attack the universities in this country."
-- J.D.Vance's advice to Trump

"What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamala, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin' Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democratic National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination, beginning with challenging me to another DEBATE?"
-- Trump

"Together we will stop Kamala Harris's nation-wreckting -- I tell you what, when you see what she's done to our nation, she's wrecking our nation."
-- Trump, rebooting after butchering the word "wrecking"

"I see Donald Trump talking about 'the wonderful Hannibal Lecter'...That is weird behavior. I don't think you can call it anything else."
-- Gov. Tim Walz

"If you've ever seen [Kamala Harris] with the laugh and everything else, that's a weird deal going on there. They're the weird ones...I'm a lot of things, but weird I'm not."
-- Trump

"When I was president, we weren't laughed at."
-- Trump, who was literally laughed at while giving a speech at the United Nations

"She was always of Indian heritage, and she was only promoting Indian heritage. I didn't know she was Black until a number of years ago, when she happened to turn Black, and now she wants to be known as Black. So I don't know, is she Indian or is she Black?"
-- Trump on Kamala Harris, whose father is Black and from Jamaica, and whose mother is from India

"Eric Swallows has no idea what he's talking about and is actually projecting his weird and creepy vibes."
--Trump campaign spokesperson Steven Cheung on Rep. Eric Swalwell

"Kamala can't have my guns, she can't have my gasoline engine, and she sure as heck can't have my steaks and cheeseburgers."
-- Sen. Ted Cruz

"She doesn't like Jewish people."
-- Trump

"I hated that people might think I was getting ahead by sleeping my way to the top."
-- Megyn Kelly, 2016

"She actually did sleep her way into and upwards in California politics."
-- Megyn Kelly, on Kamala Harris

"Christians, get out and vote. Just this time, you won't have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It'll be fixed, it'll be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you Christians...We'll have it fixed so good you're not gonna have to vote."
-- Trump