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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 11, 2011

    Mitt Romney is like someone you hook up with periodically until you get serious and you want to meet somebody serious. He is friends with benefits. And Perry is marriage material.
    -- Fox News host Greg Gutfeld

  • October 10, 2011

    They will come for you and drag you into the streets and kill you...These guys are worse than Robespierre from the French Revolution...They'll kill everybody.
    -- Glenn Beck on Occupy Wall Street

  • October 08, 2011

    The protesters are protesting against people who make $40,000 - $50,000 a year and are struggling to make ends meet. That's the bottom line.
    -- NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg criticizing Occupy Wall Street

  • October 06, 2011

    Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.
    -- Steve Jobs

  • October 05, 2011

    It's a racket. Those stock market guys are crooked.
    -- Al Capone on Wall Street

  • October 04, 2011

    Has laid the table for the Arab Spring by demonstrating weakness from the United States of America.
    -- Michele Bachmann on Obama

  • October 03, 2011

    I think 'Hail to the Chief' needs a little bit fresher sound...I might put some gospel beats in.
    -- Herman Cain

  • September 30, 2011

    The scale of change I am suggesting is so enormous that I couldn't possibly show you as a single leader all I am going to do.
    -- Newt Gingrich introducing his 21st Century Contract With America

  • September 28, 2011

    Is a title worth it? Does a title shackle a person? Are they -- someone like me, maverick, you know, I do go rogue, and I call it like I see it, and I don't mind stirring it up...Is a title and is a campaign too shackling? Does that prohibit me from being out there, out of the box, not allowing handlers to shape me...?
    -- Sarah Palin, on running for president

  • September 28, 2011

    We have a lot of kids graduating college, can't find jobs. That's what happened in Cairo. That's what happened in Madrid. You don't want those kinds of riots here.
    -- NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg