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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 15, 2010

    You've got to stop this war in Afghanistan.
    -- Richard Holbrooke's last words

  • December 14, 2010

    I reject the word.
    -- John Boehner, on "compromise"

  • December 12, 2010

    Off with their heads!
    -- protestors in London, assaulting a car bearing Prince Charles and Camilla

  • December 10, 2010

    We are owned by propagandists against the Arabs. There's no question about that. Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, Wall Street, are owned by the Zionists. No question in my opinion.
    -- former White House correspondent Helen Thomas

  • December 09, 2010

    Last month, Russia was the No. 1 source of spam in the world. It's probably because of Oleg Nikolaenko, a 23-year-old who was recently arrested for flooding the world with 10 billion spam emails a day.
    -- Adrian Chen, in Gawker story

  • December 08, 2010

    BLAM!
    -- Brookings Institution senior fellow Michael O'Hanlon, asked what he would do if he were sitting across the table from Julian Assange

  • December 06, 2010

    Oregon plays so fast that it is not uncommon for it to snap the ball just seven seconds into the 40-second play clock, long before defenses are accustomed to being set. That is so quick that opponents have no ability to substitute between plays and fans at home do not have time to run to the fridge.
    -- Pete Thamel, in NYT story about UofO Ducks and this flop video

  • December 05, 2010

    Am I doing interviews? I thought I got to talk to the nice people. And where's our music and where's our good enthusiasm?
    -- Sarah Palin, at a book signing, when the loud country music her handlers use to discourage press questions abruptly stopped

  • December 03, 2010

    I just tweet. That's the way I roll.
    -- Sarah Palin

  • December 01, 2010

    Yo being nice is my whole shit now.
    -- Kanye West, in a recent tweet