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TWO DECADES OF WTF

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  • December 12, 2011

    "I'm surprised that Mitt Romney said 'no,'...Frankly, I'm surprised because he really wants my endorsement. I mean, he wants it very badly."
    -- Donald Trump
  • December 11, 2011

    "Something out of the Stalinist era."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
  • December 07, 2011

    "No government in the world kills its people, unless it is led by a crazy person."
    -- Syrian President Bashar al-Assad
  • December 07, 2011

    "I've been casting The Wizard of Oz. Obviously, Mitt Romney is the Tin Woodsman, without a heart. Rick Perry is clearly the scarecrow. He illustrates the point that what's scary about people is not what they don't know, but what they know that isn't true. Newt's the Wizard of Oz. There's nothing there -- he's ginned up this whole big thing."
    -- Barney Frank
  • December 06, 2011

    "Was Brelake and the slightly told
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    and the moment as outgrabe."
    -- Jabberwocky, as understood by an iPhone 4S
  • December 05, 2011

    "If the economy continues to be bad and if the Republicans choose the wrong person, I would do it. You need a big name, and you need big money. And guess who's got that?"
    -- Donald Trump, on reconsidering his decision not to run for president
  • December 02, 2011

    "This is the highest turnout in Egypt's history since pharaonic times."
    -- Abdel Moez Ibrahim, head of Egypt's Elections High Commission
  • December 02, 2011

    "I am going to be the nominee."
    -- Newt Gingrich
  • November 30, 2011

    "I'm running for president because of the things I believe I think I can do to help this country."
    -- Mitt Romney
  • November 29, 2011

    "We want a virgin to do a hooker's job."
    -- AZ state Sen. Lori Klein, on politics