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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • July 04, 2014

    "It is a greater thing to be a good citizen than to be a good Republican or a good Democrat."
    -- Gifford Pinchot

  • July 03, 2014

    "I call them 'The Beyonce Voters'...They depend on government because they're not depending on their husbands. They need things like contraception, health care, and they love to talk about equal pay."
    -- Fox's Jesse Watters on single women

  • July 02, 2014

    "The greatest deception in the history of mankind."
    -- LA state Rep. Lenar Whitney on the idea of man-made climate change

  • July 01, 2014

    "It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a lookalike. Lucas' look-alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011. I will NEVER use Artificial Intelligence look-alike to voice what the Representative's Office is doing nor own a robot look-alike."
    -- Tea Party challenger Timothy Ray Murray, who received 3,442 votes in an Oklahoma primary race last Tuesday

  • June 28, 2014

    "I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer."
    -- Ann Coulter

  • June 27, 2014

    "Most people think Islam is a religion, it's not...It's a complete geopolitical structure and, as such, does not deserve First Amendment protection."
    -- Georgia congressional candidate Jody Hice

  • June 26, 2014

    "She'd probably get shot at the state line."
    -- Arkansas GOP district chairman Johnny Rhoda, on how Hillary Clinton would be received if she ran for president in 2016

  • June 25, 2014

    "I don't think it's divided at all."
    -- RNC chairman Reince Priebus on GOP

  • June 24, 2014

    "You can't effect change from inside the White House...You gotta have the money."
    -- Kanye West on Obama

  • June 23, 2014

    "I want to be remembered as one of the great CEOs of our time and of my generation."
    -- American Apparel founder Dov Charney, recently fired by the company for his "conduct with women"