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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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January 05, 2025
"We used to joke, 'A hundred men eat breakfast, seven men eat dinner.' That's pretty much how it is."
-- Russian soldier, on the frontlines in Ukraine -
January 04, 2025
"There is a graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day."
-- Elon Musk post on X -
January 03, 2025
"Take a big step back and F*CK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot possibly comprehend."
-- Elon Musk, defending H-1B on X -
January 02, 2025
"Our Country is a laughingstock all over the World!...The DOJ, FBI, and Democrat state and local prosecutors have not done their job. They are incompetent and corrupt, having spent all of their waking hours unlawfully attacking their political opponent, ME..."
-- Trump, responding to NOLA assault -
December 31, 2024
"Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this page."
-- Elon Musk post on X -
December 30, 2024
"Woke has to stop. Because along with everything else, it's destroying our country. We're going to stop woke. Woke is bullshit."
-- Trump -
December 27, 2024
"Merry Christmas to all, including to the wonderful soldiers of China, who are lovingly, but illegally, operating the Panama Canal...To those lucky 'souls' [whose death sentences President Biden commuted to life in prison, I] say, GO TO HELL!"
-- Trump -
December 25, 2024
Gary Crimble to you
Gary Crimble to you
Gary Crimble dear Rudolph
Gary Crimble me too.
-- The Beatles, singing a Christmas greeting to fans in 1963 -
December 24, 2024
"For purposes of National Security and Freedom throughout the World, the United States of America feels that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity. Ken will do a wonderful job in representing the interests of the United States."
-- Trump, announcing his choice of Ken Howery for ambassador to Denmark -
December 23, 2024
"McKinley was a very good, maybe a great president. They took his name off Mount McKinley. That’s what they do to people."
-- Trump