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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • June 05, 2013

    "I just don't feel competent to answer. I can't tell."
    -- Donald Rumsfeld, asked if President Obama has switched sides in the War on Terror

  • June 04, 2013

    "I can't comprehend what I just saw. I feel sick."

    "Crying right now because George R.R. Martin ruins hopes and dreams."

    "What I just witnessed hurts more than when my parents got divorced."

    "Watching this series was the worst decision of my life."

    "Spare yourself the agony. Watch a different show. I need a therapist."

    "You know why the end credits had no music? The sound of your sobbing and sniffling is the music."
    -- tweets re Sunday's "Red Wedding" episode of Game of Thrones

  • June 03, 2013

    "What's sex like at your age?"
    -- Dr. Oz, interviewing Martha Stewart

  • May 31, 2013

    "This is Obama's America. It's like the Soviet Union. He said he would change the country... and a lot of people voted for him. And if you see any of those people today, do me a favor and punch them in the face."
    -- Fox News' Andrea Tantaros

  • May 30, 2013

    "Women. No one understands them. They don't even understand themselves. Books and books and books have been written about it, and no one understands it."
    -- Nebraska state Sen. Bill Kinter, on what the "biggest mystery" is

  • May 29, 2013

    "Everybody tells me, 'Please run for president. Please run for president.'"
    -- Donald Trump

  • May 24, 2013

    "The President's speech today will be viewed by terrorists as a victory."
    -- Sen. Saxby Chambliss

  • May 22, 2013

    "Each and every one of you are mentally f***ing retarded and you should be euthanized... Only the stupidest of the stupidest people end up on juries."
    -- 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis, on the jurors who convicted him of assault and false imprisonment

  • May 21, 2013

    "Why did you build houses where tornadeos were apt to happen?"
    -- Pat Robertson, on recent storm deaths

  • May 17, 2013

    "Conservatives want people not to even have to think about government. It's kind of like an operating system in a computer. You just want it to work...Liberals want to run the operating system, and they want to use the operating system against you, or their political enemies."
    -- Rush Limbaugh