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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • April 04, 2014

    "I'm not kidding you, you put him on a balcony in a military uniform, this guy is a full-fledged dictator...He's a sociopath!"
    -- Glenn Beck on President Obama

  • April 02, 2014

    "I am opposed to the death penalty, but to every rule there is an exception, and in this case I hope the criminals at General Motors will be arrested and made to pay for their pre-meditated decision to take human lives for a lousy ten bucks."
    -- Michael Moore

  • April 01, 2014

    "The equivalent of three million dump truck loads of wet earth."
    -- Timothy Egan on Oso mudslide

  • March 30, 2014

    "Sending a message out to people saying, 'It's okay. Stay fat. Get diabetes...Everybody dies. Lose your fingers.'"
    -- Joan Rivers on Lena Dunham

  • March 27, 2014

    "Ambassador, dear, you are lying. You are calling white as black and black as white."
    -- Ukrainian official Vasyl Filipchuk to Russian EU ambassador Vladimir Chizhov

    "He reminds me of a character from Dr. Strangelove."
    -- Mikheil Saakashvili, former president of Georgia, on Chizhov

  • March 26, 2014

    "I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork."
    -- Joni Ernst, in U.S. Senate campaign ad

  • March 25, 2014

    "I have felt that my own communications are probably monitored. And when I want to communicate with a foreign leader privately, I type or write the letter myself, put it in the post office and mail it, because I believe if I send an email, it will be monitored."
    -- former president Jimmy Carter

  • March 24, 2014

    "I know it's preposterous, but is it preposterous?"
    -- CNN's Don Lemon, asking Mary Schiavo, former inspedtor general of the Department of Transportation, if Flight 370 could have been sucked into a black hole

  • March 21, 2014

    "The Holocaust is an event whose reality remains uncertain and, if it happened, it's uncertain how it happened."
    -- Ali Khamenei, Iran's Supreme Leader

  • March 20, 2014

    "It took us 2,000 years to find Noah's Ark. Do we ever find Flight 370?"
    -- Fox News' Bill Hemmer