"I won't be there. I don't go to Canada anymore. I don't. I'd rather go to Russia."
-- UFC commentator Joe Rogan on May fight in Montreal

"This is a guy that peddles in garbage....Nobody was texting war plans, and that's all I have to say about that."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth, on Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg, given access to war strike group chat

"The specific time of a future arrack, specific targets, including human targets...weapons systems...A long section on sequencing; this is going to happen, then that is going to happen...He can say it wasn't a war plan, but it was a minute-by-minute accounting of what was about to happen, organized by CENTCOM."
-- Goldberg, in response

"I don't know when it was signed, because I didn't sign it."
-- Trump, denying he signed a proclamation invoking the 1798 Alien Enemies Act. His signature appears on the document in the Federal Registry.

"I think Elon Musk is a rock star. The tofu crowd is mad, but when you trim fat, pigs squeal."
-- Sen. John Kennedy

"Elon Musk turned out to be kind of an a**hole."
-- Sen. Mark Kelly

"The New York Times is just as corrupt as CNN and MSNBC...It's such a dishonest newspaper. It's garbage...They have fake sources, or they don't have sources. They make most of it up...They really are the Enemy of the People."
-- Trump

"One of the nastiest countries to deal with is Canada. This was Trudeau -- good old Justin. I call him "Governor Trudeau." His people were nasty, and they never tell the truth...[Canada] is meant to be our 51st state."
-- Trump

"Maybe a guy in a robe in DC can follow all the protocols, but Trump is the f-ing President of the United States...He is a leader who does not have the luxury of opening up his little book to read. 'Oh my God. Maybe he didn't do it the right way!' Roberts, shut the F up."
-- Fox host Greg Gutfield, on SC Chief Justice Roberts criticizing Trump's call to impeach a federal judge

"I don't care what the judges think."
-- WH "border czar" Tom Homan

"It's time to grow a pair, Judge."
-- Joe Rogan, on Roberts

"I hardly knew Elon until the election... He backed me, and he got very involved."
-- Trump

"We've been ripped off for decades by nearly every country on Earth, and we will not let that happen any longer."
-- Trump

"The same scum you have been dealing with for years. Guys like Andrew Weissman. Deranged Jack Smith...These are bad people."
-- Trump, speaking to DOJ, in front of AG and FBI head

"We really need Greenland for national security. Denmark is very far away. A boat landed there 200 years ago or something and they say they have rights to it. I don't know if that's true. I don't think it is, actually...We really need it for national security...Maybe you'll see more and more soldiers go there? I don't know."
-- Trump