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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • June 16, 2014

    "As time passes, it'll be like the Hollywood sign...I have the hottest brand in the world right now, and there are those who are saying I'm doing Chicago a favor."
    -- Donald Trump on the controversial 20-foot-high 'Trump' on his new skyscraper

  • June 13, 2014

    "I don't have a well-crafted response on that one."
    -- Professor of Economics and GOP Congressional candidate David Brat, when asked if he favored raising the minimum wage

  • June 12, 2014

    "It's been doing that for centuries. It gets hot, it gets cold...Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Were there men that were causing -- were there cars running around at that point, that were causing global warming? No."
    -- Rep. Jeff Miller on climate change

  • June 11, 2014

    "Sometimes it's right, sometimes it's wrong."
    -- Indian politician Babulai Gaur, on rape

  • June 10, 2014

    "It's better not to argue with women."
    -- Vladimir Putin

  • June 08, 2014

    "We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet."
    -- Twitter post by the CIA

  • June 06, 2014

    "I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me."
    -- Maureen Dowd, after ignoring cautions to not eat too much magic candy

  • June 05, 2014

    "He says he was growing his beard because his son was in captivity. Well, your son's out now. So if you really didn't want to look like a member of the Taliban, you don't have to look like a member of the Taliban. Are you out of razors?"
    -- Fox News host Brian Kilmeade on Bob Bergdahl, father of released POW Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl

  • June 03, 2014

    "No matter what society does, there will always be mass murder -- always."
    -- Bill O'Reilly

  • June 02, 2014

    "The National Weather Service says a swarm of grasshoppers was detected over Albuquerque's West Mesa for the fourth night in a row on Friday."
    -- from AP story