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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • November 18, 2015

    "It's time to wake up and smell the falafel."
    -- Mike Huckabee

  • November 17, 2015

    "If you're in a war of culture and lifestyle with France, good f***ing luck! Because go ahead, bring your bankrupt ideology; they'll bring Jean-Paul Sartre, Edith Piaf, fine wine, Gauloises cigarettes, Camus, Camembert, madeleines, macarons, Marcel Proust, and the f***ing croquembouche...You just brought a philosophy of rigorous self-abnegation to a pastry fight, my friends! You are f***ed!"
    -- John Oliver on ISIS

  • November 16, 2015

    "In order to make [ISIS] look like losers, we have to destroy their caliphate."
    -- Ben Carson

  • November 15, 2015

    "If you're a Christian, increasingly in Lebanon or Syria, you're going to be beheaded."
    -- Jeb Bush, referring to 40% of the population of Lebanon

  • November 14, 2015

    "I love San Francisco. I guess it's kind of falling apart now with all the homeless and the urine and the puke everywhere, but still it's just gorgeous."
    -- Rush Limbaugh

  • November 13, 2015

    "Obamacare isn't helping anyone."
    -- Carly Fiorina

  • November 12, 2015

    "Philosophy doesn't work when you run something."
    -- John Kasich

  • November 10, 2015

    "I got to know him very well because we were both on '60 Minutes.'"
    -- Donald Trump on Vladimir Putin

  • November 10, 2015

    "I feel like an asterisk. I am lost between the glory of Reagan -- the monuments everywhere, trumpets, the great hero -- and the trials and tribulations of my sons."
    -- President George H.W. Bush

  • November 08, 2015

    "Because it's 2015."
    -- Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, on why his newly-formed cabinet is 50% female