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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • July 08, 2015

    "I'm for paying some taxes. But if we tax you at 100% then you've got zero percent liberty. If we tax you at 50% you are half slave, half free."
    -- Sen. Rand Paul
  • July 07, 2015

    "There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am."
    -- Donald Trump
  • July 05, 2015

    "Who ever thought that intimacy and spirituality (whatever that means) were freedoms? And if intimacy is, one would think Freedom of Intimacy is abridged rather than expanded by marriage. Ask the nearest hippie."
    -- SC Justice Antonin Scalia in his gay marriage ruling dissent
  • July 01, 2015

    "I would probably comb my hair back. Why? Because this thing is too hard to comb. I wouldn't have time, because if I were in the White House, I'd be working my ass off."
    -- Donald Trump, when asked what he'd do differently if elected president
  • June 30, 2015

    "You know who else has been doing some cultural cleansing these days? The Islamic State...The Left's crusade will not stop with the Confederate flag."
    -- Fox News radio host Todd Starnes
  • June 29, 2015

    "Today is some of the darkest 24 hours in our nation's history."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz on SC decisions on marriage equality and Obamacare

    "I couldn't say it more eloquently."
    -- Sean Hannity
  • June 26, 2015

    "This flawed, failed decision is an out-of-control act of unconstitutional judicial tyranny."
    -- Mike Huckabee, on the gay marriage ruling
  • June 25, 2015

    "I think they should put it in a museum and respect whatever it is you have to respect."
    -- Donald Trump on the Confederate flag
  • June 24, 2015

    "A Stalinist purge."
    -- SC state Sen. Lee Bright on removing Confederate flag from State House lawn
  • June 24, 2015

    "I really feel like there have been moments of some level of creative nonfiction."
    -- Rachel Dolezal on her life