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TWO DECADES OF WTF

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  • March 07, 2016

    "Policy is very easy."
    -- Donald Trump

  • March 06, 2016

    "I backed Mitt Romney. You can see how loyal he is. He was begging for my endorsement. I could have said, 'Mitt, drop to your knees.' He would have dropped to his knees. He was begging."
    -- Donald Trump in Thursday night's debate

  • March 05, 2016

    "They won't refuse. They're not going to refuse me. Believe me...When I say they'll do as I tell them, they'll do as I tell them...I'm a leader. If I say do it, they're going to do it."
    -- Donald Trump, on former NSA and CIA director Michael Hayden saying the U.S. military would refuse to follow orders to waterboard, or to kill the families of terrorists

  • March 04, 2016

    "Look at these hands. Are they small hands? [Marco Rubio] referred to my hands: 'If they're small, something else must be small.' I assure you, there's no problem. I guarantee."
    -- Donald Trump, in last night's GOP debate

  • March 04, 2016

    "Look at these hands. Are they small hands? [Marco Rubio] referred to my hands: 'If they're small, something else must be small.' I assure you, there's no problem. I guarantee."
    -- Donald Trump, in last night's GOP debate

  • March 03, 2016

    "If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham tweet, February 25th

    "We may be in a position where we have to rally around Ted Cruz."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham tweet, March 1st

  • March 02, 2016

    "Look, I don't want to waste a lot of time. I'm going to get along great with Congress, okay? Paul Ryan, I don't know him well, but I'm sure I'm going to get along great with him, and if I don't? He's gonna have to pay a big price, okay?"
    -- Donald Trump

  • March 01, 2016

    "You're not going to have the drugs coming in, destroying your children. Your kids are going to look all over the place and they're not going to be able to find them."
    -- Donald Trump

    "I would also get rid of Obamacare. We're going to have something much better."
    -- Donald Trump

    "We will do my tax plan, and it will be great."
    -- Donald Trump

  • February 29, 2016

    "I don't know anything about David Duke, okay? I don't know anything about what you're even talking about with white supremacy or white supremacists...I have to look at the group. I mean, I don't know what group you're talking about. You wouldn't want me to condemn a group I know nothing about. I'd have to look."
    -- Donald Trump, questioned about his endorsement by the former grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan

  • February 28, 2016

    "Doonesbury is one of the most overrated strips out there. Mediocre at best."
    -- Donald Trump