"Best agreement we ever made."
-- Trump, signing his trade deal with Mexico and Canada, 2020

"Who would ever sign a thing like this?"
-- Trump, on that same trade deal, 2025

"You know Social Security is wrong, you know Medicare and Medicaid is wrong, so he's going to cut one trillion."
-- Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, to Fox News

"Elon and I are actually going to Fort Knox to see if the gold is still there, because maybe somebody stole the gold. Tons of gold."
-- Trump

"This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk -- except he isn't even the boss, he's just a dick."
-- Sen. Tina Smith, on Musk's tell-me-five-things-you-accomplished-last-week-or-else email sent to millions of government employees on Saturday

"I pardoned J6 people who were assaulted by our government. They didn't assault. They were assaulted, and what I did was a great thing for humanity."
-- Trump

"If I had a nickel for every time that I found out I had a new half-sibling online, I'd have a few nickels -- which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened SIX SEPARATE TIMES."
-- Vivian Jenna Wilson, Elon Musk's daughter

"No organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization."
-- Elon Musk

"A significant part of this presidency is to restore democracy."
-- Elon Musk

"CONGESTION PRICING IS DEAD. Manhattan, all of New York, is SAVED. LONG LIVE THE KING!"
-- Trump post

"We are a nation of laws... New York hasn't labored under a king in over 250 years. We sure as hell are not going to start now... The MTA has initiated legal proceedings."
-- Gov. Kathy Hochul

"Think of it, a modestly successful comedian, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, talked the United States of America into spending 350 billion dollars, to go into a war that couldn't be won, that never had to start, but a war that he, without the U.S. and 'Trump,' will never be able to settle."
-- Trump

"Today I heard, 'Oh, well, we weren't invited.' Well, you've been there for three years. You should have ended it in three years. You should have never started it. You could have made a deal..."
-- Trump on Zelenskyy

"I'd like it to be closed immediately. The Department of Education is a big con job."
-- Trump

"'60 Minutes' are the biggest liars in the world. They engaged in deliberate deception to interfere with the last election. They deserve a long prison sentence."
-- Elon Musk

"They've had civilizations in Gaza, thousands of them. And they're buried in the sand."
-- Trump