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TWO DECADES OF WTF

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  • December 04, 2015

    "I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone. I would rather pick somebody from the phone book."
    -- Craig Mazin, Ted Cruz's freshman roommate at Princeton

  • December 03, 2015

    "We're fighting a very politically correct war...With the terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives. Don't kid yourself... You have to take out their families."
    -- Donald Trump

  • December 02, 2015

    "Why wouldn't it have taken place?"
    -- Donald Trump, defending his disputed claim that thousands of Muslims in New Jersey publicly celebrated the fall of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11

  • December 01, 2015

    "Would I approve waterboarding? You bet your ass I'd approve it, you bet your ass -- in a heartbeat. And I would approve more than that...It works. Only a stupid person would say it doesn't work... And you know what? If it doesn't work, they deserve it anyway for what they're doing to us."
    -- Donald Trump

  • November 30, 2015

    "We're going to have to do things we never did before. And some people are going to be upset about it. But I think that now everybody is feeling that security is going to rule."
    -- Donald Trump

  • November 28, 2015

    "After this attack in West Africa, Obama's new domestic terrorism plan probably requires Americans to memorize Koran verses."
    -- Mike Huckabee

  • November 27, 2015

    "I have the world's greatest memory. It's one thing everyone agrees on."
    -- Donald Trump

  • November 26, 2015

    "If you want to know if somebody is Christian, just ask them to complete this sentence: 'Jesus said, I was hungry, you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty, you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you...' And if they don't say 'welcomed me in,' they are either a terrorist, or they are running for president."
    -- Stephen Colbert

  • November 25, 2015

    "It is highly, highly, highly, highly unlikely that I would ever be using them."
    -- Donald Trump on nuclear weapons

  • November 24, 2015

    "Probably the least racist person on Earth."
    -- Donald Trump on himself