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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 07, 2024

    "We are going to do things that have been really needed for a long time. And we are gonna look at elections."
    -- Trump, upon being named Patriot of the Year by Fox

  • December 06, 2024

    "Donald Trump has never been about retribution."
    -- Rep. Jim Jordan, yesterday

    "If you put me back in the White House...America will be a free nation once again...And for those who have been wronged and betrayed, I am your retribution. I am your retribution. I will totally obliterate the deep state."
    -- Trump, March 2023

  • December 05, 2024

    "We want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected. When they wake up in the morning, we want them to not want to go to work because they are increasingly viewed as villains."
    -- Russell Vought, Trump pick as director of Office of Management and Budget, on civil servants

  • December 04, 2024

    "If the Democrats are going to play the pardon game then we should do the same thing. Trump can just blanket pardon all of us too."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • December 03, 2024

    Zero.
    -- number of FBI directors who have been Democrats

  • December 02, 2024

    "A Radical Left Lunatic."
    -- Trump on RFK Jr., April 2024

    "Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!"
    -- Trump, naming RFK Jr. as his pick to be Secretary of Health and Human Services

  • December 01, 2024

    "A landslide like the world has never seen before."
    -- Stephen Miller, on the election

  • November 30, 2024

    "The new president of Mexico, Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo, has agreed to stop Migration through Mexico, and into the United States, effectively closing our Southern Border."
    -- Trump

    "We reiterate that Mexico's position is not to close borders, but to build bridges between governments and communities."
    -- Pardo, in response

  • November 29, 2024

    "Happy Thanksgiving to all, including to the Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country..."
    -- Trump holiday post

  • November 28, 2024

    "The ONLY guitars endorsed by President Donald J. Trump."
    -- claimed on Truth Social by Trump Guitars, which has received a cease-and-desist order alleging infringement on the design of Gibson's Les Paul