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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • March 18, 2025

    "We've been ripped off for decades by nearly every country on Earth, and we will not let that happen any longer."
    -- Trump

    "The same scum you have been dealing with for years. Guys like Andrew Weissman. Deranged Jack Smith...These are bad people."
    -- Trump, speaking to DOJ, in front of AG and FBI head

  • March 17, 2025

    "We really need Greenland for national security. Denmark is very far away. A boat landed there 200 years ago or something and they say they have rights to it. I don't know if that's true. I don't think it is, actually...We really need it for national security...Maybe you'll see more and more soldiers go there? I don't know."
    -- Trump

  • March 15, 2025

    "Stalin, Mao, and Hitler didn't murder millions of people. Their public sector employees did."
    -- Elon Musk

  • March 14, 2025

    "Most of the federal spending is entitlements. So that's like the big one to eliminate."
    -- Elon Musk

  • March 14, 2025

    "What kind of husband goes grocery shopping with his wife?"
    -- Fox News host Jesse Watters

  • March 13, 2025

    "Schumer is a Palestinian as far as I'm concerned. He's become a Palestinian. He used to be Jewish. He's not Jewish anymore. He's a Palestinian."
    -- Trump

  • March 12, 2025

    "STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOB NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WWIII, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT 'LEADERS' IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!"
    -- Trump post, August 5, 2024

  • March 11, 2025

    "No one wants this war to end more than President Zelensky and the Ukrainian people. But it has to end in a way that protects their sovereignty and security. The safety of Ukraine is tied to the safety of the United States, that's why I stand with Ukraine. It's not 'America First' to pull the rug out from under an ally and leave their people to die."
    -- Sen. Mark Kelly, combat veteran and former astronaut, who visited Ukraine this weekend

    "You are a traitor."
    -- Elon Musk

  • March 10, 2025

    "The president is an exceptionally gifted deal maker. He is probably the only individual in the entire universe that could actually stop this."
    -- Sen. Christopher Landau on Ukraine war

  • March 09, 2025

    "It has been stated by many that the first month of our presidency -- it's our presidency -- is the most successful in the history of our nation. By many. And what makes it even more impressive is that, do you know who number two is? George Washington. How about that?"
    -- Trump, in speech to Congress