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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • April 25, 2017

    "I have all the ratings for all those morning shows. When I go, they go double, triple...Dickerson had 5.2 million people. It's the highest for Face the Nation -- or as I call it, Deface the Nation -- since the World Trade Center. Since the World Trade Center came down."
    -- Trump

  • April 24, 2017

    "WikiLeaks! I love Wikileaks."
    -- Trump, October 10, 2016

    "When it came out, all I was saying is, 'Well, look at all this information here, this is pretty good stuff.'...When I said 'Wow'... it was just a figure of speech. I said, 'Well, look at this. It's good reading.'...I don't support or unsupport. It was just information."
    -- Trump, last week

  • April 23, 2017

    "Very interesting election currently taking place in France."
    -- Trump tweet

  • April 22, 2017

    "Korea actually used to be a part of China."
    -- Trump

    "Clearly not true and not even worthy of response."
    -- South Korean official

  • April 21, 2017

    "I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be his clearly statutory and constitutional power."
    -- Attorney General Jeff Sessions, referring to the 50th state, Hawaii

  • April 20, 2017

    "It's what I tell small children: Just because somebody says something, doesn't make it true. And it's a great lesson for everyone...You can turn on the TV...and people literally say things that just aren't true."
    -- White House adviser Kellyanne Conway

  • April 19, 2017

    "Things will work out fine between the U.S.A. and Russia. At the right time everyone will come to their senses and there will be lasting peace!"
    -- recent Trump tweet

  • April 18, 2017

    "I hope there's going to be peace, but they've been talking with this gentleman for a long time. You read Clinton's book and he said, 'Oh, we made such a great peace deal' and it was a joke...You look at different things over the years with President Obama. Everybody has been ouplayed. They've all been outplayed by this gentleman."
    -- Trump apparently referring to Kim Jong-un, who became North Korea's supreme leader in 2011

  • April 17, 2017

    "I did what was an almost impossible thing to do for a Republican -- easily won the Electoral College! Now tax returns are brought up again? ... Someone should look into who paid for the small organized rallies yesterday. The election is over!"
    -- Trump Easter tweets

  • April 16, 2017

    "If they go after Bannon, the mother of all stories is gonna drop, and we're just gonna destroy marriages, relationships -- it's gonna get personal...The pills people are popping, the mistresses, the sugar babies -- I know all of it...I haven't released every scoop that I have. I release my scoops strategically."
    -- Pizzagate conspiracy theorist Mike Cernovich

    "Congrats to Cernovich for breaking the Susan Rice story. In a long-gone time of unbiased journalism he'd win the Pulitzer."
    -- Donald Trump, Jr.