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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • April 09, 2017

    "If being complicit is wanting to be a force for good and to make a positive impact, then I'm complicit."
    -- Ivanka Trump

  • April 08, 2017

    "I think we've had one of the most successful 13 weeks in the history of the presidency."
    -- Trump, on the past 11 weeks

    "We brought back the coal miners."
    -- Trump, speaking at building trades conference

  • April 07, 2017

    "Elijah Cummings was in my office and he said, 'You will go down as one of the greatest presidents in the history of our country.'"
    -- Trump

    "I have said repeatedly that he could be a great president if -- if -- he takes steps to truly represent all Americans rather than continuing the divisive and harmful path he is on."
    -- Congressman Cummings

  • April 05, 2017

    "I think he's a person I know well - he is a good person. I think he shouldn't have settled...I don't think Bill did anything wrong."
    -- Trump commenting on O'Reilly's sexual harassment settlements, on the fifth day of National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month

    "I think the Susan Rice thing is a massive story. I think it's a massive, massive story. All over the world...I think it's going to be the biggest story. It's such an important story for our country and the world. It is one of the big stories of our time...The Russia story is a total hoax."
    -- Trump

  • April 05, 2017

    "The government should be run like a great American company... Our hope is that we can achieve successes and efficiencies for our customers, who are the citizens."
    -- Jared Kushner, who will "oversee a broad effort to overhaul the federal government"

  • April 04, 2017

    "I don't lose."
    -- Trump

  • April 03, 2017

    "You cannot arrest or repress people who just don't exist in the Republic. If such people existed in Chechnya, law enforcement would not have to worry about them, as their own relatives would have sent them to where they could never return."
    -- Alvi Karimov, spokesman for Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov, on reports that gay man have been detained and killed by Chechnyan authorities

  • April 02, 2017

    "I'm not allowed to promote anything I'm involved in. So I just want to have the legal disclosure; you've asked me the question, and I am not promoting any product. But you should send all your kids to 'Lego Batman.'"
    -- Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin speaking at a corporate event, promoting a project he is executive producer on

  • April 01, 2017

    "That was some weird s**t."
    -- George W. Bush, as he was leaving Trump's inauguration

  • March 30, 2017

    "When you are given immunity you have probably committed a crime."
    -- Michael Flynn, last September on Meet the Press

    "If you're not guilty of something, what do you need immunity for, right?
    -- Trump, at a rally last year