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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • June 09, 2017

    "Do top secret computers know when a thumb drive is inserted?"
    -- phrase Google-searched by alleged NSA leaker Reality Winner, while using her Air Force work computer
  • June 08, 2017

    "The president feels completely and totally vindicated."
    -- Trump attorney Marc Kasowitz on Comey statement
  • June 07, 2017

    "I wish him luck."
    -- Trump on Comey's appearance before Senate Intelligence Committee
  • June 06, 2017

    "The Justice Department should have stayed with original Travel Ban, not the watered down, politically correct version they submitted to Supreme Court."
    -- Trump tweet

    "[The media is obsessed] with covering everything he says on Twitter and very little of what he does as president."
    -- Kellyanne Conway
  • June 05, 2017

    "[The president] made clear this is not a Muslim ban. And it's not a travel ban."
    -- Sean Spicer, in January

    "The lawyers and the courts can call it whatever they want, but I am callinag it what we need and what it is, a TRAVEL BAN."
    -- Trump, this morning
  • June 04, 2017

    "I believe there is a creator in God who is much bigger than us. And I'm confident that, if there's a real problem, he can take care of it."
    -- Rep. Tim Walberg on climate change
  • June 03, 2017

    "For some reason or another, this issue of climate change has emerged as a paramount issue for the left in this country and around the world."
    -- Vice President Mike Pence
  • June 02, 2017

    "'It's the Russians. They intervened. They interfered.' It's like anti-Semitism. 'The Jews are to blame.'"
    -- Vladimir Putin on Dems, and U.S. intelligence conclusion that Russia meddled in U.S. election
  • June 01, 2017

    "The president and a small group of people knew exactly what he meant."
    -- Sean Spicer on Trump "covfefe" tweet
  • May 31, 2017

    "It is not an exaggeration to say that Trump has the most unhappy staff ever, with some feeling a higher duty to warn the public about what they see as a danger to the country."
    -- Elizabeth Drew

    "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him... He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor..."
    -- WH spokeswoman Hope Hicks