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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • September 20, 2017

    "I was your guest at Bastille Day. It was one of the greatest parades I've ever seen. It was two hours on the button, and it was military might, and I think a tremendous thing for France and for the spirit of France. We're going to have to try and top it... We're actually thinking about Fourth of July, Pennsylvania Avenue, having a really great parade to show our military strength."
    -- Trump, to President Emmanuel Macron of France

  • September 19, 2017

    "Loser terrorists must be dealt with in a much tougher manner. The internet is their main recruitment tool which we must cut off & use better!"
    -- Trump tweet

  • September 18, 2017

    "I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!"
    -- Trump tweet

    "One thing about President Trump: He doesn't stand on protocol at all. He's just a fun guy."
    -- Sen. Chris Collins on Trump tweets

  • September 18, 2017

    "I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!"
    -- Trump tweet

  • September 17, 2017

    "It's known that most presidents end up being drugged...I've talked to people, multiple ones, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they're building up that's also addictive in his Diet Cokes and in his iced tea, and that the president by six or seven at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged...I'm risking my life, by the way, telling you all of this...This is the kind of thing that gets you killed."
    -- radio host Alex Jones

  • September 16, 2017

    "To have any kind of focus on the cause and effect of the storm, versus helping people, or actually facing the effect of the storm, is misplaced."
    -- Scott Pruitt, head of the Environmental Protection Agency

    "Causality is something outside of my ability to analyze right now."
    -- Homeland Security adviser Tom Bossert

    "If this isn't climate change, I don't know what is. This is the time to talk about climate change."
    -- Miami mayor Tomás Regalado

  • September 15, 2017

    "I bet on a loser... At this point, who doesn't want Trump impeached?"
    -- Ann Coulter

  • September 14, 2017

    "He criticizes the Russians all the time."
    -- Steve Bannon on Trump

  • September 13, 2017

    "I call it an exfoliation. Anyone who was willing to change a friendship or not do business because of who somebody supports in politics is not somebody who has a lot of character."
    -- Jared Kushner, comparing ex-friends to dead skin cells

  • September 12, 2017

    "I don't believe [Trump] thinks that they're looking out for what's in his best interest."
    -- Steve Bannon on the New York Times, the Washington Post, and CBS