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TWO DECADES OF WTF

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  • December 20, 2017

    "My accountants are going crazy...It's going to cost me a fortune, this thing. Believe me. Believe me. This is not good for me."
    -- Trump on GOP tax bill

    "There are a number of provisions that would negatively impact the president personally....[He] will likely take a big hit."
    -- WH press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders

  • December 19, 2017

    "People that don't know me, they like to say I watch television -- people with fake sources. You know, fake reporters, fake sources. But I don't get to watch much television. Primarily because of documents. I'm reading documents. A lot."
    -- Trump

  • December 18, 2017

    "Yes, I believe they did."
    -- U.S. Secretary of Defense James Mattis, asked last week if the Russian government meddled in the 2016 election

    "Probably not."
    -- Attorney General Jeff Sessions on whether the Trump administration has done enough to prevent Russian interference in future elections

    "Every time [Putin] sees me, he says, 'I didn't do that.' And I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it...."
    -- Trump

  • December 17, 2017

    "The stench coming out of the FBI and Justice Department is like that of a Third World country where money and boys and clubs decide elections. It's time to take them out in cuffs."
    -- Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro

  • December 15, 2017

    "That's been the playbook in our government for so long: distract, disrupt, hurt, bash, defame, do whatever you can for your own political gain. It's sad that we don't have more morals or character or whatever it is."
    -- Eric Trump

  • December 14, 2017

    "We are living in a fake news era."
    -- Syrian President Bashar Assad on Amnesty International report that 13,000 people have been killed in one of his prisons

    "There is no such thing as Rohingya. it is fake news."
    -- Myanmar state official on accusations of genocide

    "Fake news."
    -- Spain's foreign minister on reports of police violence against Catalonian protestors, backed up by photos and video

    "This is what we call 'fake news' today, isn't it? The era of post-truth..."
    -- Venezuelan President Nicola Maduro on world media reporting on his country

    "Trump is right, fake news is the enemy, something China has known for years."
    -- People's Daily, official newspaper of the Chinese Communist Party

  • December 13, 2017

    "Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office 'begging' for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them)..."
    -- Trump

    "A president who'd all but call a senator a whore is unfit to clean toilets in Obama's presidential library or to shine George W. Bush's shoes."
    -- USA Today Editorial Board

  • December 12, 2017

    "Does Judge Moore still believe that homosexual conduct should be illegal and homosexuality is still the same thing as bestiality?"
    -- Anderson Cooper

    "I can't answer that question."
    -- Roy Moore spokesperson Janet Porter

  • December 11, 2017

    "Diversity is not our strength."
    -- Rep. Steve King

    "Diversity is not our strength. Diversity is our destruction!"
    -- David Duke, former Grand Wizard of the KKK

    "Diversity is not our strength. Diversity will kill us."
    -- KKK national director Thomas Robb

  • December 10, 2017

    "Doug Jones wants to put out a welcome mat in front of these young girls. If you are a junior high school girl, or if you are a high school girl, what Abortion Jones is saying is we're putting out a welcome mat to any boy who's feeling like a girl that day; he's fine to walk into the bathroom, the locker room, with his camera phone and shower with your daughter."
    -- Roy Moore spokesperson Janet Porter