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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • January 13, 2018

    "Many of the leaks that [Trump] would complain about and rail against started because he gets on the phone at night with his coterie of friends and billionaires, and motor-mouths. Then they call other people to say, 'Oh my God, this is what he said.' And then those people call other people. And suddenly you have leaked..."
    -- Michael Wolff

  • January 12, 2018

    "If I could make one national security recommendation for the president it would be stop watching Judge Napolitano on Fox. This may be the only time when the country would benefit, from the national security point of view, if the president of the United States were watching cartoons in the morning instead of something else."
    -- Rep. Adam Schiff

  • January 11, 2018

    "Our current libel laws are a sham and a disgrace and do not represent American values or American fairness... You can't say things that are false, knowingly false, and be able to smile as money pours into your bank account."
    -- Trump, 2018

    "[Barack Obama] doesn't have a birth certificate, or if he does, there's something on that certificate that is very bad for him. Now, somebody told me -- and I have no idea if this is bad for him or not, but perhaps it would be -- that where it says 'religion,' it might have 'Muslim.' And if you're a Muslim, you don't change your religion, by the way."
    -- Trump, 2011

    "An 'extremely credible' source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."
    -- Trump, 2012

  • January 10, 2018

    "A self-made billionaire revolutionized reality TV and tapped into something magical that's happening in the heart of this country."
    -- WH adviser Stephen Miller on Trump

    "Oh, are you happy that you voted for me. You are so lucky that I gave you that privilege."
    -- Trump addressing farmers in Nashville on Monday and receiving three standing ovations

  • January 09, 2018

    "I authorized Zero access to White House (actually turned him down many times) for author of phony book."
    -- Trump

    "When I met Michael Wolff in Reince Priebus' office, where he was waiting to talk to Steve Bannon, and after I had been told to also speak with him for his book, my attitude was polite but firm, 'Thanks but no thanks.'"
    -- former WH staffer Sebastian Gorka

  • January 08, 2018

    "There's been no collusion. There's no crime...It's making our country look foolish. This is a country I don't want looking foolish, and it's not going to look foolish as long as I'm here."
    -- Trump on Russia investigation

  • January 07, 2018

    "My credibility is being questioned by a man who has less credibility than, perhaps, anyone who has ever walked on earth at this point."
    -- Michael Wolff, author of Fire and Fury

  • January 06, 2018

    "Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to sell this really boring and untruthful book... Full of lies, misrepresentations and sources that don't exist... Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart... I went from very successful businessman, to top T.V. Star to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius...and a very stable genius at that!"

    -- Trump

  • January 05, 2018

    "The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower in the conference room on the 25th floor - with no lawyers. Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it's all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately."
    -- Steven Bannon in forthcoming Michael Wolff book

    "Steve Bannon has nothing to do with me or my Presidency. When he was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind... Now that he is on his own, Steve is learning that winning isn't as easy as I make it look."
    -- Trump

    "There's no one we think higher [of] than Donald Trump... We are tight... Nothing will ever come between us and President Trump and his agenda."
    -- Bannon

  • January 04, 2018

    "Trump liked to say that one of the things that made life worth living was getting your friends' wives into bed."
    -- from new Michael Wolff book 'Fire and Fury'