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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • March 10, 2018

    "Do you think Putin will be going to the Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow -- if so, will he become my new best friend?"
    -- Trump tweet, June 2013

  • March 09, 2018

    "Nothing. No evidence. No facts... Adam Schiff said there is nothing."
    -- Sean Hannity on Mueller investigation

    "He doesn't have a shred of evidence...Wrap this hoax up."
    -- Fox News legal analyst Gregg Jarrett

    "Fox is beating everybody. You people have been very fair to me."
    -- Trump

  • March 08, 2018

    "You have been the Edward R. Murrow of this whole process."
    -- Carter Page on Sean Hannity

  • March 07, 2018

    "Believe me, everybody wants to work in the White House. They all want a piece of that Oval Office. They want a piece of the West Wing, and not only in terms of it looks great on their resume. It's just a great place to work."
    -- Trump

  • March 06, 2018

    "I think it would be really, really funny if they wanted to arrest me because I don't want to spend 80 hours going over emails I had with Steve Bannon and Roger Stone..."
    -- former Trump aide Sam Nunberg, who told the Washington Post he plans to tear up the subpoena he received from the Mueller investigation

  • March 05, 2018

    "Ultimately, you go to the movies to escape reality."
    -- Fox & Friends co-host Steve Doocy

  • March 04, 2018

    "[Xi Jinping] is now president for life. President for life. And he's great. And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll have to give that a shot someday."
    -- Trump at closed-door fundraiser in Florida

  • March 02, 2018

    "Some people don't like the word 'comprehensive' when they talk. I like the word 'comprehensive.' They say, 'Oh, that's a bad word.'...To me, I like the word 'comprehensive.'"
    -- Trump

  • March 01, 2018

    "Mr. Magoo."
    -- Trump's nickname for Attorney General Jeff Sessions

  • February 28, 2018

    "'Shameless,' 'incapable ruler,' 'I oppose,' 'immortality,' 'lifelong,' 'personality cult,' Winnie the Pooh, 1984, Animal Farm, the letter 'N.'"
    -- banned by China from internet search engines, to prevent criticism of the ending of presidential term limits