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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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May 06, 2025
"To preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
-- Trump, taking his oath of office
"Don't you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States as president?"
-- Meet the Press's Kristen Welker"I don't know."
-- Trump -
May 05, 2025
"Well, it means exactly what it says. It's a declaration, it's a declaration of unity, and love and respect, and it means a lot."
-- Trump, asked what the Declaration of Independence means to him"I don't know. I'm not a lawyer."
-- Trump, asked if citizens and noncitizens in the US are entitled to due process, per the Fifth Amendment -
May 04, 2025
"The election didn't turn out the way it should; it was a rigged election. We might as well say it. Totally rigged. Disgraceful."
-- Trump, on 2020 -
May 03, 2025
"In your last hundred days you saved 258 million lives."
-- Attorney General Pam Bondi on Trump administration fentanyl seizures, crediting the president with saving 75% of the US population -
May 02, 2025
"THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET BECAUSE MY POLLS AGAINST BIDEN ARE SO GOOD THAT INVESTORS ARE PROJECTING THAT I WILL WIN, AND THAT WILL DRIVE THE MARKET UP."
-- Trump, last January"This is Biden's Stock Market, not Trump's. I didn't take over until January 20th."
-- Trump, yesterday"And you could even say the next quarter is sort of Biden because it doesn't just happen on a daily or an hourly basis."
-- Trump, yesterday -
May 01, 2025
"You know, somebody said, 'Oh, the shelves are going to be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, you know? And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally."
-- Trump -
April 30, 2025
"This morning, I proudly ENDED the 'Women, Peace & Security' (WPS) program...yet another woke divisive/social justice/Biden initiative...a UNITED NATIONS program pushed by feminists and left-wing activists. Politicians fawn over it; troops HATE it."
-- SecDef Pete Hegseth, cutting a program put in place by Trump in 2017, with support from Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and Ivanka Trump -
April 29, 2025
"As soon as I take office, I will move quickly to increase pressure on Moscow. Under my administration, there will be no pleadings for meetings with Vladimir Putin. He will be treated for what he is -- a gangster and a thug."
-- Marco Rubio, 2015 -
April 28, 2025
"I run the country and the world."
-- Trump, on his second administration -
April 27, 2025
"These protests, they're very organized, they're paid for...Those receiving the waste and fraud wish to continue receiving it. That is the real thing that is going on here. Obviously."
-- Elon Musk