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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • June 09, 2018

    "Oh, f*** yeah! Absolutely!"
    -- Sean Spicer, asked if there is anything he regrets having said from the White House podium

  • June 08, 2018

    "I have been Russia's worst nightmare...Putin is probably going, 'Man, I wish Hillary had won.'...Russia should be at this meeting. [The G7] threw Russia out. They should let Russia back in."
    -- Trump

  • June 07, 2018

    "Kim Jong Un got back on his hands and knees and begged for it, which is exactly the position you want to put him in."'
    -- Rudy Giuliani on the result of Trump canceling the June 12th summit

  • June 06, 2018

    "The Russian Witch Hunt Hoax continues, all because Jeff Sessions didn't tell me he was going to recuse himself."
    -- Trump
     
    "Tyrant... He is trying to turn this country into a dictatorship... Allies himself with strongmen around the world... In the end this will all come to a conclusion, and it won't be a good ending for him."
    -- Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney on Trump

  • June 05, 2018

    "The other side is really, really angry. And they stoop to no lengths."
    -- Trump

  • June 04, 2018

    "By September first the public should have an explanation of what Mueller has. I really want that, because I don't think he has much."
    -- Rudy Giuliani

  • June 02, 2018

    "Why aren't they firing no talent Samantha Bee for the horrible language used on her low ratings show?"
    -- Trump
     
    "Such a c***."
    -- Trump on acting AG Sally Yates
     
    "That c***."
    -- Trump on Philadelphia Inquirer reporter Jennifer Lin
     
    "That was the wrong word for Samantha Bee to have used...Ivanka has neither the warmth nor the depth."
    -- Minnie Driver
     
    "C***s are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest."
    -- Sally Field

  • June 01, 2018

    "Not that it matters, but I never fired James Comey because of Russia! The Corrupt Mainstream Media love to keep pushing that narrative, but they know it is not true!"
    -- Trump
     
    "This is to me the peyote presidency, because I'm always tripping on what the president has to say."
    -- Bret Stephens

  • May 31, 2018

    "If Jesus was physically on the earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey."
    -- televangelist Jesse Duplantis, asking his followers to buy him a $54M Falcon 7X jet

  • May 30, 2018

    "Racism is not a known side effect."
    -- Ambien-maker Sanofi, in response to Roseanne blaming her Valerie Jarrett tweet on the drug