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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • June 30, 2018

    "They came up to me three days ago. 'Sir, we'd like you to sign this order.' 'What is the order?' 'We need five thousand judges on the border.' I said, 'Judges?' What other country has judges?... I said, 'Where are you going to find five thousand people to be judges? How many do we have now?' 'I don't know the number.' They don't even know the number... Nobody knows the number..."
    -- Trump

  • June 29, 2018

    "I said [to Kim Jong Un] 'Do you mind, would I be able to get the remains back of all those great heroes from so many years ago?' And he said, 'I will do that.' And you probably read, they have already done 200 people. Which is so great."
    -- Trump
     
    "We have not yet physcically received them."
    -- Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, clarifying, in Senate testimony on Wednesday

  • June 28, 2018

    "We Are F*#%'D."
    -- New York Daily News front page headline

  • June 27, 2018

    "A Harley-Davidson should never be built in another country -- never! Their employees and customers are already very angry at them. If they move, watch, it will be the beginning of the end -- they surrendered, they quit! The Aura will be gone and they will be taxed like never before!"
    -- Trump

  • June 26, 2018

    "Donald Trump has instincts that are different than ours, but most often, 99% of the time, they tend to be better than ours."
    -- Mike Huckabee

  • June 25, 2018

    "If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd. And you push back on them. And you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere."
    -- Rep. Maxine Waters on Trump administration

  • June 24, 2018

    "We never really intended to do that."
    -- Attorney General Jeff Sessions on family separation

  • June 23, 2018

    "You simply can't comprehend the genius of Donald Trump."
    -- Fox News' Judge Jeanine Pirro

  • June 22, 2018

    "They walk through Mexico like it's walking through Central Park. It's ridiculous."
    -- Trump on migrants journeying to US-Mexico border

  • June 21, 2018

    "Was that a man or a woman, because he needs a haircut more than I do. I couldn't tell. Needs a haircut."
    -- Trump on protester at MN rally