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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • September 07, 2018

    "Nobody's ever done a better job than I'm doing as president. That I can tell you."
    -- Trump
     
    "It's hard to argue with the fact that this president has had the most successful two first years of any president in history."
    -- WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders
     
    "Nobody had more fun than I did."
    -- Burt Reynolds
  • September 06, 2018

    "Almost everyone agrees that my Administration has done more in less than two years than any other Administration in the history of our Country."
    -- Trump
  • September 05, 2018

    "He's an idiot. It's pointless to try to convince him of anything. He's gone off the rails. We're in Crazytown. I don't even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I've ever had."
    -- WH Chief of Staff John Kelly, on Trump
  • September 04, 2018

    "Impeachment is not about punishment. Impeachment is about cleansing the office. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham, re Bill Clinton
  • September 03, 2018

    "I just cannot state strongly enough how totally dishonest much of the Media is. Truth doesn't matter to them."
    -- Trump
     
    "An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."
    -- Trump tweet, 8/6/12
  • September 02, 2018

    "The America of Sen. John McCain has no need to be made great again, because America was always great."
    -- Meghan McCain, at her father's funeral
     
    "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
    -- Trump tweet, in response
  • September 01, 2018

    "Lyin' Ted...Why would the people of Texas support Ted Cruz when he has accomplished absolutely nothing for them..."
    -- Trump on Sen. Ted Cruz, 2016
     
    "I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I'm picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total endorsement..."
    -- Trump, this week
  • August 31, 2018

    "I view it as an illegal investigation...There should never have been a special counsel."
    -- Trump on Mueller inquiry
  • August 30, 2018

    "Just heard POTUS at this rally complaining about the use of anonymous sources. For the record he was one of mine over the years."
    -- Fox journalist Charles Gasparino, July 2018

     
  • August 29, 2018

    "When you see 'anonymous source,' stop reading the story. It is fiction!"
    -- Trump
     
    "Pete Hammill didn't want to run Trump stories in the New York Daily News in the 1990s because he said they were too often Trump trying to serve as an anonymous source about himself."
    -- NYT reporter Maggie Haberman