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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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November 23, 2018
"I would give myself an A-Plus. Is that enough? Can I go higher than that?"
-- Trump, asked where he would rank himself in the pantheon of great presidents -
November 22, 2018
"I think we've wasted enough time on this witch hunt...Probably we're finished."
-- Trump on Mueller investigation -
November 21, 2018
"Don't worry about the Thanksgiving. These are tough people."
-- Donald Trump, on troops he sent to the border -
November 20, 2018
"People close to the president said Mr. Whitaker first came to the attention of Mr. Trump because he liked watching Mr. Whitaker express skepticism about aspects of Mr. Mueller's investigation on television."
-- NYT story"I did not know he took views on Mueller as such."
-- Trump -
November 19, 2018
"There must be decorum at the White House."
-- WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Friday"Little Adam Schitt"
-- Trump tweeting re House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff two days later -
November 18, 2018
170
-- number of false claims made by President Trump in the second week of October, surpassing his previous one-week record of 133, per "Daniel Dale's Trump Checks" in the Toronto Star -
November 17, 2018
Trump, asked by Chris Wallace why he didn't go to Arlington National Cemetery on Veterans Day:
"I should have done that. I was extremely busy on calls for the country. We did a lot of calling... In retrospect I should have and I did last year and I will virtually every other year. But we had come in very late at night and I had just left, literally, the American Cemetery in Paris and I really probably assumed that was fine, and I was extremely busy with affairs of state. Doing other things... But I would have. I would have done it."
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November 16, 2018
"Cable television was supposed to be a dying medium. And because of me it's now hotter than it's ever been. But someday I won't be here and it will die like you've never seen. And so will the New York Times -- will die -- and every one of them will just be dead."
-- Trump -
November 15, 2018
"You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID. You go out and you want to buy anything, you need ID and you need your picture...The only time you don't need it in many cases is when you want to vote..."
-- Trump -
November 14, 2018
"Almost everything I've ever written I could finish at one sitting. I'm a fast writer. Maybe not the best, but the fastest."
-- Stan Lee