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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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January 01, 2019
"2019 will be a fantastic year for those not suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Just calm down and enjoy the ride..."
-- Trump -
December 31, 2018
"We have won against ISIS...We won...We have defeated ISIS in Syria."
-- Trump announcing withdrawal, 12/19"To say they're defeated is an overstatement and is fake news...This is a stain on the honor of the United States."
-- Sen. Lindsey Graham, 12/19"Nobody thinks ISIS is defeated. Nobody who understands..."
-- 'Fox & Friends' co-host Brian Kilmeade, 12/20"If anybody but Donald Trump did what I did in Syria, which was an ISIS loaded mess when I became President, they would be a national hero."
-- Trump, 12/31 -
December 30, 2018
"...What we had to go through, with the darkened plane, with all the windows closed, with no lights on whatsoever anywhere. Pitch black. I've never seen anything like it."
-- Trump, on his journey to Iraq -
December 29, 2018
"Do the Dems realize that most of the people not getting paid are Democrats?"
-- Trump on government shutdown -
December 28, 2018
"We're no longer the suckers, folks."
-- Trump, in Iraq speaking to troops -
December 27, 2018
"You haven't gotten [a raise] in more than ten years. More than ten years. And we got you a big one. I got you a big one...I said no, make it ten percent. Make it more than ten percent. Because it's been a long time...So congratulations."
-- Trump, in Iraq, speaking to troops about military pay, which has increased every year except one for 30 years, and which is going up by 2.6%, the largest increase in nine years -
December 26, 2018
"The moment I found out Trump could tweet himself was comparable to the moment in 'Jurassic Park' when Dr. Grant realized that velociraptors could open doors. I was like, 'Oh no.'"
-- Justin McConney, the Trump Organization's director of social media from 2011 to 2017 -
December 25, 2018
"It's a disgrace what's happening in our country, but other than that, I wish everybody a very Merry Christmas."
-- Trump -
December 25, 2018
"I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security."
-- Trump Christmas Eve tweet -
December 24, 2018
"Russia, Iran, Syria and many others are not happy about the US leaving [Syria], despite what the Fake News says."
-- Trump"Donald's right, and I agree with him... The fact that the US has decided to withdraw its troops is right...American troops should not be in Syria and have been there illegally."
-- Putin