"Lazy and incompetent."

"I've set the table, I've set the stage, for doing what I'm going to do...I'm going to wait until [the bipartisan congressional committee working on a deal on border security reaches their deadline on] the 15th [but] I think it's a waste of time."

"It's anyone's guess whether Trump will be better known to history than Aristotle, Michael Jackson, or Napoleon..."

"They are wrong... Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!"
-- Trump on Senate testimony of Director of National Intelligence, FBI director, CIA director, Defense Intelligence Agency director, National Geospatial Agency director, and NSA director

"Never thought I'd say this but I think [John Roberts] and [Gillian Turner] at Fox News have even less understanding of the Wall negotiations than the folks at FAKE NEWS CNN and NBC!"
-- Trump

"The office of the POTUS ought not to be the one lashing out. That's not how this country works. That's not how Freedom of the Press works...Bullying journalists is not Presidential. Period."
-- Fox News anchor Julie Banderas

"The biggest wimp ever to serve as president."

"We might have to boycott the 'AOC.' You know why? Because all these leaders in our past like JFK, LBJ -- I just don't know if I want her in acronym space yet. I don't think she deserves it. I'm going to call her 'Ocasio,' or maybe 'O-scary-o,' or 'O-crazy-o.'"

"Is Fox News actually just elaborate, postmodern performance art?"

"I don't really quite understand why... There's no real reason why they shouldn't be able to get a loan against [their future wages]."
-- Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross on furloughed federal employees going to homeless shelters for food

"She doesn't want to hear the truth."
-- Trump on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi canceling SOTU

"He's only been threatened by the truth."
-- Trump on former attorney Michael Cohen

"I'm afraid it will be on my gravestone. 'Rudy Giuliani: He Lied For Trump.'" 
-- Rudy Giuliani