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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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October 22, 2019
"All Republicans must remember what they are witnessing here -- a lynching."
-- Trump"If you have a Democrat as president and you have a Republican House and you have a Speaker that's tough and crazy, like Pelosi -- she's crazy -- and if you have somebody like that, what happens is very simple. They're going to say, 'Let's impeach the president. Let's check his phone calls. Oh gee, there was a comma put in the wrong location, let's impeach him...'"
-- Trump"We don't even want [the New York Times] in the White House anymore. We're going to probably terminate that and the Washington Post. They're fake."
-- Trump -
October 21, 2019
"It's much easier being presidential. It's easy. All you have to do is act like a stiff."
-- Trump -
October 20, 2019
"The president has no involvement in the Trump Organization anymore."
-- White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham"I thought I was doing something good for our Country by using Trump National Doral, in Miami, for hosting the G-7 Leaders... I announced that I would be willing to do it at NO PROFIT, or, if legally permissible, at ZERO COST to the USA. But, as usual, the Hostile Media and their Democrat Partners went CRAZY!"
-- Trump -
October 19, 2019
"It was unconventional what I did. Sometimes you have to let them fight a little while. Sometimes you have to let them fight like two kids. Then you pull them apart... Without a little tough love, they would never have made this deal."
-- Trump -
October 18, 2019
"For many, many years, Turkey, in all fairness, they've had a legitimate problem...They had terrorists, they had a lot of people in there they couldn't have...and they had to have it cleaned out...This outcome is something they've been trying to get for 10 years...What Turkey is getting now is, they're not going to have to kill millions of people, and millions of people aren't going to have to kill them...Great day for the Kurds. It's a really great day for civilization...We've gotten everything we could have ever dreamed of...Everybody is happy...This is an amazing outcome...We will be watching. We will be in charge."
-- Trump -
October 17, 2019
"You don't want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people, and I don't want to be responsible for destroying the Turkish economy -- and I will...History will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if good things don't happen. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool! I will call you later."
-- from Trump letter to Turkey's President Erdogan"Our soldiers are not in harm's way, as they shouldn't be, as two countries fight over land that has nothing to do with us. And the Kurds are much safer now."
-- Trump"I hope President Trump is right in his belief that Turkey's invasion of Syria is of no concern to us, abandoning the Kurds won't come back to haunt us, ISIS won't reemerge, and Iran will not fill the vacuum created by this decision."
-- Sen. Lindsey Graham"Lindsey Graham would like to stay in the Middle East for the next thousand years."
-- Trump -
October 16, 2019
"Alliances are very easy."
-- Trump -
October 15, 2019
"Anyone who wants to assist Syria in protecting the Kurds is good with me, whether it is Russia, China, or Napoleon Bonaparte. I hope they all do great, we are 7,000 miles away!"
-- Trump -
October 14, 2019
"What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court, and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo."
-- Rep. Matt Gaetz"My childhood was forever traumatized by watching the death penalty trials on 'Captain Kangaroo.' Also scarred by watching the terrorist Dennis the Menace; Lassie, the first trans star, a male dog passing as female; the crime family Andy's Gang; and lone shooter Quick Draw McGraw."
-- Elayne Boosler -
October 13, 2019
"For the good of the Country, this Wirch Hunt should end now!"
-- Trump tweet