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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 01, 2019

    "The whole Russia thing was a hoax, and the Ukraine thing is a hoax, and the Democrats are a joke."
    -- Trump

  • November 30, 2019

    "Bulls***!"
    -- Trump on impeachment inquiry


    "The whole Russia thing was a Hoax...They had nothing."
    -- Trump on Mueller investigation, which resulted in felony convictions for Trump's former campaign chairman, deputy campaign chairman, personal lawyer, first national security adviser, and longtime political advisor, among others

  • November 29, 2019

    "Let's just agree that Trump is a racist liar and move on. And, by the way, did you know he's up to almost 14,000 lies by now? My gosh, what a bad person he is. Unlike us."
    -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson

  • November 28, 2019

    "You know, some people want to change the name 'Thanksgiving.'...And that was true also with 'Christmas,' but now everybody's using 'Christmas' again...Everybody in this room I know loves the name 'Thanksgiving,' and we're not changing it."
    -- Trump at Florida rally

  • November 27, 2019

    "There's two people I think Putin pays: [CA Rep.] Rohrabacher and Trump...Swear to God."
    -- Rep. Kevin McCarthy, 2016

    "Why did we have this Russia hoax that actually started with Ukraine?"
    -- McCarthy, 2019

    "Why do I care what is going on in the conflict between Ukraine and Russia? And I'm serious. Why do I care? Why shouldn't I root for Russia? Which I am."
    -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson

    "Why do you believe that Putin was targeting Donald Trump from his days as a businessman?"
    -- Rep. Jamie Raskin following up on testimony by former WH Russia expert Fiona Hill, during closed-door hearings

    "Because that's exactly what President Putin and others were doing."
    -- Hill

  • November 26, 2019

    "Thank God nobody is accusing us anymore of interfering in the U.S. election. Now they're accusing Ukraine."
    -- Vladimir Putin, gloating recently over his successful disinformation campaign

  • November 25, 2019

    "God's used imperfect people all through history. King David wasn't perfect. Saul wasn't perfect. Solomon wasn't perfect. And I actually gave the president a little one-pager about those Old Testament kings about a month ago."
    -- Secretary of Energy Rick Perry

    "What he has withstood is unlike what really any other mortal could understand."
    -- 'Fox & Friends' co-host Pete Hegseth on Trump

  • November 24, 2019

    "They've looked like fools over the past five days...Adam Schiff is a sick puppy."
    -- Trump on Democrats at impeachment hearings

    "This call was flawless, it was appropriate, it was perfect, it was nice. It was everything."
    -- Trump on phone conversation with Zelensky

  • November 23, 2019

    "The ambassador, the woman, she wouldn't even put up [my picture in the embassy] -- she's an Obama person. I said, 'Why are you being so kind?' 'Well sir, she's a woman. We have to be nice.'"
    -- Trump on former Ukraine ambassador Marie Yovanovitch

    "Kellyanne is great, but she's married to a total whack job. She must have done a number on him. I don't know what Kellyanne did to that guy... She must have done some bad things to him because that guy's crazy."
    -- Trump on adviser Kellyanne Conway and George Conway

  • November 22, 2019

    "Impeachment Witch Hunt is now OVER!"
    -- Trump

    "If the president said, you know, 'I'll give you the money but you gotta investigate Joe Biden,' that is really off-the-rails wrong."
    -- Fox and Friends co-host Steve Doucy, 9/24

    "Everyone was in the loop. It was no secret...We followed the president's orders."
    -- Ambassador Gordon Sondland