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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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December 01, 2019
"The whole Russia thing was a hoax, and the Ukraine thing is a hoax, and the Democrats are a joke."
-- Trump -
November 30, 2019
"Bulls***!"
-- Trump on impeachment inquiry
"The whole Russia thing was a Hoax...They had nothing."
-- Trump on Mueller investigation, which resulted in felony convictions for Trump's former campaign chairman, deputy campaign chairman, personal lawyer, first national security adviser, and longtime political advisor, among others -
November 29, 2019
"Let's just agree that Trump is a racist liar and move on. And, by the way, did you know he's up to almost 14,000 lies by now? My gosh, what a bad person he is. Unlike us."
-- Fox News host Tucker Carlson -
November 28, 2019
"You know, some people want to change the name 'Thanksgiving.'...And that was true also with 'Christmas,' but now everybody's using 'Christmas' again...Everybody in this room I know loves the name 'Thanksgiving,' and we're not changing it."
-- Trump at Florida rally -
November 27, 2019
"There's two people I think Putin pays: [CA Rep.] Rohrabacher and Trump...Swear to God."
-- Rep. Kevin McCarthy, 2016"Why did we have this Russia hoax that actually started with Ukraine?"
-- McCarthy, 2019"Why do I care what is going on in the conflict between Ukraine and Russia? And I'm serious. Why do I care? Why shouldn't I root for Russia? Which I am."
-- Fox News host Tucker Carlson"Why do you believe that Putin was targeting Donald Trump from his days as a businessman?"
-- Rep. Jamie Raskin following up on testimony by former WH Russia expert Fiona Hill, during closed-door hearings"Because that's exactly what President Putin and others were doing."
-- Hill -
November 26, 2019
"Thank God nobody is accusing us anymore of interfering in the U.S. election. Now they're accusing Ukraine."
-- Vladimir Putin, gloating recently over his successful disinformation campaign -
November 25, 2019
"God's used imperfect people all through history. King David wasn't perfect. Saul wasn't perfect. Solomon wasn't perfect. And I actually gave the president a little one-pager about those Old Testament kings about a month ago."
-- Secretary of Energy Rick Perry"What he has withstood is unlike what really any other mortal could understand."
-- 'Fox & Friends' co-host Pete Hegseth on Trump -
November 24, 2019
"They've looked like fools over the past five days...Adam Schiff is a sick puppy."
-- Trump on Democrats at impeachment hearings"This call was flawless, it was appropriate, it was perfect, it was nice. It was everything."
-- Trump on phone conversation with Zelensky -
November 23, 2019
"The ambassador, the woman, she wouldn't even put up [my picture in the embassy] -- she's an Obama person. I said, 'Why are you being so kind?' 'Well sir, she's a woman. We have to be nice.'"
-- Trump on former Ukraine ambassador Marie Yovanovitch"Kellyanne is great, but she's married to a total whack job. She must have done a number on him. I don't know what Kellyanne did to that guy... She must have done some bad things to him because that guy's crazy."
-- Trump on adviser Kellyanne Conway and George Conway -
November 22, 2019
"Impeachment Witch Hunt is now OVER!"
-- Trump"If the president said, you know, 'I'll give you the money but you gotta investigate Joe Biden,' that is really off-the-rails wrong."
-- Fox and Friends co-host Steve Doucy, 9/24"Everyone was in the loop. It was no secret...We followed the president's orders."
-- Ambassador Gordon Sondland