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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 01, 2020

    "It's amazing what I've done."
    -- Trump

  • January 31, 2020

    "Shifty Schiff is a very sick person. He lies awake at night shifting and turning. Shifting. Shifting and turning in his bed, sweating like a dog."
    -- Trump

  • January 30, 2020

    "If the president does something he thinks will help him get elected, in the public interest, that cannot be the kind of quid pro quo that results in impeachment."
    -- Trump impeachment lawyer Alan Dershowitz

  • January 29, 2020

    "I find [John Bolton's] testimony about the president pretty close to incredible. I can't imagine that the president of the United States said that to him...That's classic backstabber. So I feel I got a swamp character here."
    -- Rudy Giuliani

    "If John Bolton says that in the book, I believe John Bolton."
    -- former WH Chief of Staff John Kelly

  • January 28, 2020

    "The press loves to obsess over the latest bombshell. I don't know what John Bolton's book says or doesn't say. I've seen the New York Times coverage. But at the end of the day it doesn't impact the legal issue before the Senate."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz

  • January 27, 2020

    "Trump is a kook... not fit go be President of the United States."
    -- Lindsey Graham, 2016

    "What concerns me about the American press is this endless, endless attempt to label the guy as some kind of kook not fit to be president."
    -- Lindsey Graham, 2017

  • January 26, 2020

    "I was worried about [Elon Musk], because he's one of our great geniuses, and we have to protect our geniuses. You know, we have to protect Thomas Edison, and we have to protect all of these people that came up with, originally, the lightbulb, and the wheel, and all of these things...He's also doing the rockets. He likes rockets and he does good at rockets, by the way."
    -- Trump

  • January 25, 2020

    "I heard they had headaches and a couple of other things. But I would say, and I can report, it is not very serious...I consider [missing legs and arms] to be really bad injuries...I don't consider [TBIs] to be bad injuries."
    -- Trump on U.S. troops evacuated after post-Soleimani-killing missile strikes by Iran

  • January 24, 2020

    "If we could straighten out the press in our country, we would have a place that would be so incredible."
    -- Trump

  • January 23, 2020

    "We have all the documents. The Dems have nothing."
    -- Trump