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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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March 13, 2020
"Call me crazy, but I am far more concerned with stepping on a used heroin needle than I am getting the coronavirus, but maybe that's just me."
-- Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren -
March 12, 2020
"Our future remains brighter than anyone can imagine."
-- Trump -
March 11, 2020
"Sleeps less than I do, and he's healthier than what I am."
-- Surgeon General Jerome Adams, in his mid-40s, on Trump, 73 -
March 10, 2020
"We have a long way to go. There are still some very bad, sick people in our government -- people who do not love our Country (in fact, they hate our Country!)."
-- Trump -
March 09, 2020
"I like the numbers where they are. I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault."
-- Trump on preferring to keep 21 infected people on cruise ship that's been circling off the CA coast -
March 08, 2020
"My uncle was a great person...He taught at MIT I think for a record number of years. He was a great super-genius. Dr. John Trump...I like this stuff. I really get it. People are really surprised that I understand it. Every one of these doctors [here] said, 'How do you know so much about this?' Maybe I have a natural ability."
-- Trump addressing reporters at the CDC -
March 07, 2020
"The [coronavirus] tests are all perfect, like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good."
-- Trump, briefing reporters at the Center for Disease Control -
March 06, 2020
Rank of Donald Trump among the most admired men in America:
1
Of Barack Obama:
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March 05, 2020
"Do not go to work, school or public areas. Avoid using public transportation, ride-sharing or taxis."
-- CDC on those with COVID-19"So if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work -- some of them go to work, but they get better."
-- Trump -
March 04, 2020
"This is their new hoax."
-- Trump on Democrats and coronavirus