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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • March 13, 2020

    "Call me crazy, but I am far more concerned with stepping on a used heroin needle than I am getting the coronavirus, but maybe that's just me."
    -- Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren

  • March 12, 2020

    "Our future remains brighter than anyone can imagine."
    -- Trump

  • March 11, 2020

    "Sleeps less than I do, and he's healthier than what I am."
    -- Surgeon General Jerome Adams, in his mid-40s, on Trump, 73

  • March 10, 2020

    "We have a long way to go. There are still some very bad, sick people in our government -- people who do not love our Country (in fact, they hate our Country!)."
    -- Trump

  • March 09, 2020

    "I like the numbers where they are. I don't need to have the numbers double because of one ship that wasn't our fault."
    -- Trump on preferring to keep 21 infected people on cruise ship that's been circling off the CA coast

  • March 08, 2020

    "My uncle was a great person...He taught at MIT I think for a record number of years. He was a great super-genius. Dr. John Trump...I like this stuff. I really get it. People are really surprised that I understand it. Every one of these doctors [here] said, 'How do you know so much about this?' Maybe I have a natural ability."
    -- Trump addressing reporters at the CDC

  • March 07, 2020

    "The [coronavirus] tests are all perfect, like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good."
    -- Trump, briefing reporters at the Center for Disease Control

  • March 06, 2020

    Rank of Donald Trump among the most admired men in America:
    1
    Of Barack Obama:
    1

  • March 05, 2020

    "Do not go to work, school or public areas. Avoid using public transportation, ride-sharing or taxis."
    -- CDC on those with COVID-19

    "So if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work -- some of them go to work, but they get better."
    -- Trump 

     

  • March 04, 2020

    "This is their new hoax."
    -- Trump on Democrats and coronavirus