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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • January 05, 2021

    "They are not taking this White House."
    -- Trump, on Democrats

    "We still don't have verifiable, tangible support for the crimes that everyone knows were committed... We have had a devil of a time finding actual proof."
    -- Lou Dobbs of Fox Business Network

  • January 04, 2021

    "Yes, Donald Trump is an a**hole."
    -- Sen. Ron Johnson, to former GOP official Mark Becker

  • January 04, 2021

    "Fellas, I need 11,000 votes. Give me a break."
    -- Trump, in phone call with Georgia's secretary of state and its general counsel

  • January 03, 2021

    "I just want to find 11,780 votes...There's nothing wrong with saying, you know, um, that you've recalculated."
    -- Trump to Georgia Secretary of State in recent phone call

  • January 03, 2021

    "If Pence is arrested, Secretary Pompeo will save the election. Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason. He will face execution by firing squad."
    -- prediction by pro-Trump lawyer Lin Wood

  • January 02, 2021

    "Cheated, not conquered."
    -- Jefferson Davis on Southerners, 1873

  • January 01, 2021

    "Everybody's calling to thank me."
    -- Trump on COVID-19 vaccine

  • December 31, 2020

    "The Senate is not going to be bullied into rushing out more borrowed money into the hands of Democrats' rich friends who don't need the help."
    -- Sen. Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, on why he blocked $2,000 stimulus checks

  • December 30, 2020

    "The coronavirus is very much under control in the USA."
    -- Trump, February 24, 2020

    "Just stay calm. It will go away."
    -- Trump, March 10, 2020

    "It's going to go away."
    -- Trump, August 31, 2020

  • December 29, 2020

    "We have five tents outside of the hospital. We have patients in our conference room, in our chapel."
    -- Dr. Elaine Batchlor, CEO of Martin Luther King Jr. Community Hospital in LA