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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • February 09, 2021

    "I'm there for the greatest celebration of all time after Pence leads the Senate flip! OR I'M THERE IF TRUMP TELLS US TO STORM THE F***IN CAPITOL IMA DO THAT THEN!"
    -- 12/23 tweet by QAnon supporter Kenneth Grayson, who was charged with five felonies after the 1/6 attack

  • February 08, 2021

    "A clown show...A joke."
    -- Sen. Marco Rubio on Trump's second impeachment

  • February 07, 2021

    "The media...is just as guilty as QAnon of presenting truth and lies to divide us."
    --Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene at press conference

    "That was so good I almost had to smoke a cigarette afterwards."
    -- Rep. Matt Gaetz, on Greene's presser

  • February 06, 2021

    "I was allowed to believe things that weren't true."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • February 05, 2021

    "I don't even know what it is."
    -- House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, on QAnon

  • February 04, 2021

    "He's a father to America."
    -- Trump, according to son Eric

  • February 03, 2021

    "We're now the counterculture."
    -- Sen. Josh Hawley, on conservatives

  • February 02, 2021

    "Have fun being a byproduct of Bill Gates!"
    -- demonstrator who helped shut down Dodger Stadium COVID-19 vaccine site, to person waiting in line

  • February 01, 2021

    From video of conversation between Hamilton, GA police chief Gene Allmond and Patrolman John Brooks, talking about an impending Black Lives Matter protest:

    "I don't own no slaves. My folks didn't own no slaves. What are we talking about, 200 f***ing years ago?...For the most part, it seems to me like, they furnished them a house to live in; they furnished them clothes to put on their back; they furnished them food to put on their table; and all they had to do was f***ing work..."

    "...And now we give 'em all those things and they don't have to f***ing work!"

  • January 31, 2021

    "Did you, at the time, believe that...high-level Democrats and celebrities were worshipping Satan, drinking the blood of children?"
    -- CNN anchor Anderson Cooper

    "Anderson, I thought you did that...I apologize for thinking that you ate babies."
    -- former QAnon believer Jitarth Jadeja