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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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February 09, 2021
"I'm there for the greatest celebration of all time after Pence leads the Senate flip! OR I'M THERE IF TRUMP TELLS US TO STORM THE F***IN CAPITOL IMA DO THAT THEN!"
-- 12/23 tweet by QAnon supporter Kenneth Grayson, who was charged with five felonies after the 1/6 attack -
February 08, 2021
"A clown show...A joke."
-- Sen. Marco Rubio on Trump's second impeachment -
February 07, 2021
"The media...is just as guilty as QAnon of presenting truth and lies to divide us."
--Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene at press conference"That was so good I almost had to smoke a cigarette afterwards."
-- Rep. Matt Gaetz, on Greene's presser -
February 06, 2021
"I was allowed to believe things that weren't true."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene -
February 05, 2021
"I don't even know what it is."
-- House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, on QAnon -
February 04, 2021
"He's a father to America."
-- Trump, according to son Eric -
February 03, 2021
"We're now the counterculture."
-- Sen. Josh Hawley, on conservatives -
February 02, 2021
"Have fun being a byproduct of Bill Gates!"
-- demonstrator who helped shut down Dodger Stadium COVID-19 vaccine site, to person waiting in line -
February 01, 2021
From video of conversation between Hamilton, GA police chief Gene Allmond and Patrolman John Brooks, talking about an impending Black Lives Matter protest:
"I don't own no slaves. My folks didn't own no slaves. What are we talking about, 200 f***ing years ago?...For the most part, it seems to me like, they furnished them a house to live in; they furnished them clothes to put on their back; they furnished them food to put on their table; and all they had to do was f***ing work..."
"...And now we give 'em all those things and they don't have to f***ing work!"
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January 31, 2021
"Did you, at the time, believe that...high-level Democrats and celebrities were worshipping Satan, drinking the blood of children?"
-- CNN anchor Anderson Cooper"Anderson, I thought you did that...I apologize for thinking that you ate babies."
-- former QAnon believer Jitarth Jadeja