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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • May 02, 2021

    "I'm not a doctor, I'm a f***ing moron and I'm a cage fighting commentator...I'm drunk most of the time and I do testosterone and I smoke a lot of weed. But I'm not a respected source of information, even for me."
    -- Joe Rogan, on having advised young people not to get the vaccine

  • April 30, 2021

    "This whole thing could have just been an email...He wants control of your life. He's going to control how much meat you can eat."
    -- House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy on Biden speech

  • April 29, 2021

    "Federally funded school from age three to twenty doesn't sound like education, it sounds like indoctrination."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • April 28, 2021

    "Your response when you see children wearing masks as they play should be no different from your response to seeing someone beat a kid in a Walmart. Call the police immediately."
    -- Fox News' Tucker Carlson

  • April 27, 2021

    "We came here and created a blank slate, we birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes, we have Native Americans, but candidly, there isn't much Native American culture in American culture."
    -- former Sen. Rick Santorum

  • April 26, 2021

    "When democracy faces risk, when democracy is imperiled...the party in power tries to change the rules of the game structurally to stay in power."
    -- former Trump official Stephen Miller

     

     

  • April 25, 2021

    "No burgers on July 4th. No steaks on the barbie...Get ready. You can throw back a plant-based beer with your grilled Brussels sprouts and wave your American flag."
    -- former Trump economic adviser Larry Kudlow mocking the Green New Deal

  • April 24, 2021

    "Why this big push to make sure everyone gets a vaccine?...If you have a vaccine, quite honestly, what do you care if your neighbor has one or not?"
    -- Sen. Ron Johnson

  • April 23, 2021

    "You didn't see Republicans when we had control of the Senate try to rig the game. You didn't see us try to pack the court."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz

  • April 22, 2021

    "Black Lives Matter is the strongest terrorist threat in our country."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene