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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • September 01, 2021

    "If I'd known the Roaring 20s would be three weeks in June, I would have done more."
    -- Twitter meme

  • August 31, 2021

    "There is nothing the mainstream media or internet or social media can do but look at this pic [of a large crowd at his concert in Sturgis] and weep, knowing you will never beat us."
    -- Kid Rock, half of whose band subsequently got COVID

  • August 30, 2021

    "We have the addresses of all the council members... Whoever votes 'yes,' we're coming to your home... Civil War is coming, people! Get your guns, get your food, get a plan together! It's done."
    -- demonstrator Jason Lefkowitz, on the possibility of LA City Council voting for mask mandate

  • August 28, 2021

    "He was going to end COVID. He hasn't done that."
    -- FL Gov. Ron DeSantis on Biden

  • August 27, 2021

    "What you saw Biden do, I've never seen a president do -- a moment of silence with the press? What the hell is going on in this country?...No one trusts the Taliban except for you, you moron."
    -- Rep. Devin Nunes

  • August 26, 2021

    "We're in America, G*dammit. We don't want to be forced to do anything. Period. This ain't Nazi f***ing Germany."
    -- John Catanzara, president of Chicago's police union, on vaccine mandate for city employees

  • August 25, 2021

    "When President Trump was president, you didn't see crisis after crisis...I shudder to think what COVID would have been like under Joe Biden."
    -- former WH press secretary Kayleigh McEnany

  • August 24, 2021

    "Shame on you, Trump -- seriously...We like you, but my God, maybe you're not that bright. Maybe Trump's really a dumbass."
    -- InfoWars conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on the former president encouraging people to get the COVID-19 vaccine

  • August 23, 2021

    Trump at Alabama rally:
       "I recommend take the vaccines. I did it. It's good."
    Largely-maskless crowd members:
       "Boo!"
    Trump:
       "No, that's OK. That's all right...It is working. But you do have your freedom you have to keep. You have to maintain that."

  • August 22, 2021

    "I have never realized how important, frankly -- and it is a horrible thing to say -- how important a president, the head of this country, is. I thought it would maybe run through bureaucracy. It doesn't."
    -- former president Trump