"Didn't get elected, okay?"
-- Trump on Biden, at rally on Saturday

"I didn't hear about COVID or anything else...It was a nice break from everything."
-- guy rescued after drifting at sea for almost a month, living on coconuts, oranges, and rainwater

"I don't do the corporate jet thing. I'm not going to show up in a little Gulf Stream like a f***ing CEO."
-- Trump, on restoring his 757

140,000+
-- number of kids in US who have lost a parent or caregiver to COVID-19, per study published in Pediatrics

Anti-vax demonstrator yelling outside of Jimmy Kimmel studio:
"Do you see all these homeless people around? Are they dead in the street from COVID? Hell no! Why?"

Homeless person:
"Because I'm vaccinated, dumb****!"

"I was raised in a Democrat household, very dependent on government...I stood in line for government cheese. We were told this was the only way to be successful."
-- Rep. Lauren Boebert

"[Part of a plot] to gain 100% control over the minds of all humanity."
-- the COVID-19 vaccine, according to a conspiracy theory shared with colleagues by NH state Rep. Ken Weyler

"They want to use that one day to try and demean the character and intentions of 74 million Americans who believed we could be strong again and prosperous again..."
-- Mike Pence on media coverage of 1/6

"Great to see real America representing loud and proud."
-- Donald Trump Jr. on "F*** Joe Biden" banner

"You need to kill this administration in the crib..."
-- Steve Bannon to Trump, the night before 1/6