Bill Maher: "Did Trump win or lose the election?"

Sean Spicer: "I don't know."

"'False flags' have happened in this country -- one of which may have been January 6th."
-- from trailer for Tucker Carlson's upcoming Fox Nation series

"History has been made here today...They could not stop you! You occupied the building!...They couldn't complete their session! Mission accomplished! Excellent!"
-- Matthew Thomas Purse, wearing fake "press" labels, addressing mob after storming the Capitol on 1/6

"Tell the truth or your three kids will be fatally shot."
"RINO stole election, we steal lives."
"Cops can't help you. Heads on spikes, treasonous Schmidts."
-- threats received by Philadelphia Board of Elections commissioner Al Schmidt, a Republican, in the wake of Trump's lies about election fraud

"I don't know if my staff did... Quite frankly, I'd be proud of them if they did..."
-- Rep. Mo Brooks, on report that his staff helped organize the 1/6 event

"A 2011 study...found that a two-stroke gasoline-powered leaf blower spews out more pollution than a 6,200-pound Ford F-150 SVT Raptor pickup."
-- from recent NYT essay

"Guns don't kill people, Alec Baldwin kills people."
-- t-shirt being sold by Donald Trump Jr. on his web site

"Octopus-like creatures are being injected into millions of children worldwide..."
-- from "The Vaccine Death Report," sent by NH state Rep. Ken Weyler to colleagues

"As a user of the Site, you agree not to disparage, tarnish, or otherwise harm, in our opinion, us and/or the Site."
-- terms of service for Trump's new social media platform, Truth Social

"I'm not into golden showers."
-- Trump