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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 01, 2021

    "An unelected technocrat who has distorted science and facts in order to exercise authoritarian control over millions of Americans."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz on Dr. Anthony Fauci

    "Everything he is saying is not science, it's bulls***."
    -- Rudy Giuliani on Fauci

  • November 30, 2021

    "On Dr. Fauci, this is what people say to me -- that he doesn't represent science to them, he represents Josef Mengele."
    -- Fox host Lara Logan

    "Tony Fauci has morphed into an even shorter version of Benito Mussolini."
    -- Fox host Tucker Carlson

  • November 29, 2021

    "He was a fan, unlike the other guy."
    -- Trump on Kyle Rittenhouse coming to visit him at Mar-a-Lago

  • November 28, 2021

    "You are not a horse. You are not a cow. Seriously, y'all. Stop it."
    -- FDA, reacting to people ending up in hospital after taking animal parasite drug ivermectin instead of getting COVID vaccine

  • November 27, 2021

    "It's incredible that someone is even allowed to write this stuff."
    -- Trump on Bob Woodward and Robert Costa's book, Peril

  • November 26, 2021

    "I said, 'Well, she doesn't have a backpack. We should be fine.'... And I said, 'Oh look, the Jihad Squad decided to show up for work today.'"
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert, on riding in an elevator with Rep. Ilhan Omar

  • November 25, 2021

    "The war is over. No more masks. You don't have to worry about it any more... Show your boldness! Show that you're not afraid!"
    -- TX cardiologist Dr. Peter McCullough, speaking at pro-ivermectin rally

  • November 24, 2021

    "I have been on ivermectin for 16 months, my wife and I. I have never felt healthier in my life."
    -- FL cardiologist Dr. Bruce Boros, two days before coming down with COVID after attending a pro-ivermectin gathering

  • November 23, 2021

    "We are pro-dude. We think most women would be happier at home. We don't beat off. Well, we beat off once every 30 days. We watch porn once every 30 days. We are traditionalists. We're sort of like the alt-right without the racism."
    -- founder Gavin McInness on Proud Boys

  • November 22, 2021

    In America, people can't play outside on their own property for fear of their safety from cartels and traffickers. I'm not talking about the cities where you defunded the police. I'm talking about remote cattle ranches. A place I think every American dreams they could retire one day, on a ranch.
    -- House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy