"The sun is setting on Twitter."
-- Rep. Lauren Boebert, on being banned from the service

"Subscription suicide shots."
-- alleged QAnon ringleader and congressional candidate Ron Watkins on COVID vaccines

"Play's been called. Mike Pence, run the play. Take the football...You've got big, strong people in front of you. Just do your duty."
-- Steve Bannon during his podcast on 1/6, referring to "Green Bay Sweep" plan

"Trump, just stop. Have your position (backed by Fauci) and allow us to have ours (which is backed by science)."
-- "Stop the Steal" organizer Ali Alexander on Trump endorsement of COVID-19 vaccines

"He's been right on everything except this issue... When everyone I know dies, you are getting the blame, President Trump!"
-- radio host Wayne Allyn Root, on the former president's support for COVID-19 vaccines

"A fake religion created by a psychopath."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green on seven-day Kwanzaa festival

"You are either completely ignorant...or the most evil man who has ever lived to push this toxic poison on the public..."
-- conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, on Trump's vaccine endorsement

"All they want to talk about all day is Omicron and 6 January. And we love it. Cuz nobody cares."
-- Steve Bannon on Dems

"I'm a creature of habit and can't tolerate anything that throws me off my normal routine. That's why I detest all holidays, but none as much as Christmas...Eating Chinese food by myself on Christmas Day has become a cherished yearly ritual, which I look forward to like the ending of construction on the house next door."
-- Larry David in a recent essay

"I came up with three vaccines -- all are very, very good. The vaccine worked, but some people aren't taking it."
-- Trump