"How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no Bumble matches?"
-- Rep. Matt Gaetz

"Can't you just shoot them? Just shoot them in the legs or something?"

"Just shoot them!"

"Beat the f*** out of them!"

"Crack their skulls!"

-- Trump suggestions on dealing with various George Floyd protesters

"Such an interesting question. So what's your next question?"
-- Trump, when asked if he'd ever arranged an abortion

"We've endorsed -- J.P., right? -- J.D. Mandel, and he's doing great."
-- Trump, confusing the candidate he endorsed, J.D. Vance, with rival Josh Mandel

"Don't talk to me about separation of church and state. Church and state was written because the state has no business in our church. But we are the church. We are the church, and we run the state."
-- Georgia gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor

"I did not say I believe in QAnon."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, under oath nine days ago

"Q is a patriot. He is someone that very much loves his country, and he is on the same page as us, and he is very pro-Trump"
-- MTG, 2017

"If my father becomes President again, I think I'll throw my name in the hat to head the Ministry of Truth..."
-- Donald Trump Jr.

"Well bitches I'm back on Twitter."
-- Roger Stone tweet, shortly before he was banned again

"Satan's controlling the church."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Christian organizations helping undocumented immigrants and refugees

"We had to give the American people their voice back by building something called Troth...Truth Central."
-- Trump, forgetting the name of his own site, Truth Social