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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 10, 2022

    "George H.W. Bush took millions of documents to a former bowling alley and a former Chinese restaurant where they combined them. So they're in a bowling alley slash Chinese restaurant."
    -- Trump

  • October 09, 2022

    "He rules with an iron fist, 1.5 billion people. Yeah, I'd say he's smart. Wouldn't you say he's smart?"
    -- Trump, at rally, on Chinese President Xi Linping

    "He'll rule your state with an iron fist, and he'll do what has to be done."
    -- Trump on Massachusetts GOP gubernatorial candidate Geoff Diehl, at same rally

  • October 08, 2022

    "If we'd had guns I guarantee we would have killed 100 politicians. They ran off and were spirited away through their underground tunnels like the rats they were."
    -- Oath Keeper defendant Thomas Caldwell, in a Facebook message the evening of January 6th

  • October 07, 2022

    "I don't care if Herschel Walker paid to abort endangered baby eagles. I want control of the Senate."
    -- radio host Dana Loesch

  • October 06, 2022

    "He's destroying the rule of law...Has anyone heard about the Document Hoax?"
    -- Trump on Biden

  • October 05, 2022

    "We're all targets now, for daring to push back against the regime...I'm not going to mince words with you all. Democrats want Republicans dead and they have already started the killings."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • October 04, 2022

    "Is McConnell approving all of these Trillions of Dollars worth of Democrat sponsored Bills...because he hates Donald J. Trump?...He has a DEATH WISH. Must immediately seek help and advice from his China-loving wife, Coco Chow!"
    -- Trump on Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao, who resigned as Secretary of Transportation in response to 1/6

    "As you know, the president likes to give people nicknames."
    -- Sen. Rick Scott, asked about Trump's racist outburst

  • October 03, 2022

    "All of you mentally ill Covid freaks are more than welcome to voluntarily wear masks. No one is stopping you. But no more allowing your mental illness and irrational fears to control the lives and behaviors of sane people!"
    -- Donald Trump Jr.

     

  • October 02, 2022

    "I love being with her. She's like my psychiatrist. I've never seen a psychiatrist, but if I did, I'm sure it would not be as good as this, right?"
    -- Trump to staffers, on being interviewed by NYT reporter Maggie Haberman for her forthcoming book

  • October 01, 2022

    "States rights! Did you know that a governor can declare war? And we're going to probably see that."
    -- former Trump national security adviser Mike Flynn