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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • December 22, 2022

    "Sadly, what I didn't hear tonight was a clear explanation of where the first $50B we sent to support their efforts went."
    -- Rep. Lauren Boebert

    "Zelensky is basically an ungrateful international welfare queen."
    -- Donald Trump Jr.

    "For fiscal 2023, should we just cut out the middleman and have taxpayers send their checks directly to Zelensky?"
    -- Ann Coulter

  • December 21, 2022

    "I don't think anybody's paying attention to it. I think it's time to move on. I really think America is ready to move on."
    -- Sen. Roger Marshall, on Trump criminal referrals

  • December 20, 2022

    "I would hope [the DOJ] would not bring charges against the former President...I think the President's actions and words on Jan. 6 were reckless but I don't know that it's criminal to take bad advice from lawyers."
    -- Mike Pence

    "This is a show trial. It's trying to spur people up to believe Donald Trump is somehow bad."
    -- Trump lawyer Christina Bobb

    "Thankfully, you lose your chairmanship very soon. Your brain is too small."
    -- Elon Musk to Rep. Adam Schiff

    "Talking to Trump is one of the great joys, one of the great animal joys of life. Because he exudes this kind of animal joy."
    -- Fox host Tucker Carlson

  • December 19, 2022

    "Hello, everyone. This is Donald Trump, hopefully your favorite president of all time. Better than Lincoln, better than Washington."
    -- Trump, announcing his NFT collectible cards

  • December 18, 2022

    "These Weaponized Thugs and Tyrants must be dealt with..."
    -- Trump on FBI, Department of Justice, the CIA, and Democrats

  • December 17, 2022

    "Αrizonans get it. They know our elections are a joke."
    -- Kari Lake

  • December 16, 2022

    "Broke'mon cards."
    -- "Stuttering John" Melendez on Trump's $99 collectibles

    "I can't believe I'm going to jail for an NFT salesman."
    -- Baked Alaska, right-wing radio personality who plead guilty re Jan. 6 charges

    "I can't watch it again. Make it stop."
    -- Steve Bannon

  • December 15, 2022

    "There's a live cam, where you can actually see, in real time, and there does appear to be something above the White House...It's swirling, like a cauldron... I address it in my prayers every night."
    -- Roger Stone, on "demonic portal" he says opened above the White House after Biden moved in

  • December 14, 2022

    "The governor-elect of Arizona."
    -- Steve Bannon on Kari Lake

  • December 13, 2022

    "Space Karen."
    -- Elon Musk nickname, trending on Twitter