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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • November 04, 2023

    "They say, 'Trump wasn't tough on Russia.' I was so tough on Russia. Putin said, 'If you're not tough now, I'd hate like hell to see you if you were tough.'"
    -- Trump

  • November 03, 2023

    "Make me look sexy."
    -- Donald Trump Jr. to courtroom sketch artist Jane Rosenberg

    "It's in the middle of a school week."
    -- from Ivanka Trump's court filing arguing she'd face "undue hardship" if forced to testify next week

  • November 02, 2023

    "If we don't win, this country's going to be fire hell."
    -- Trump on 2024

  • November 01, 2023

    "...There is no Victim (except me!). Leave my children alone, Engoron. You are a disgrace to the legal profession!"
    -- Trump to judge, in 2:28 a.m. post

     

  • October 31, 2023

    "He's already saying it's going to be about retribution, and he's a very petty man, and it's all about him. He has a very fragile ego. Something happened to him as a kid."
    -- former Attorney General Bill Barr on a Trump second term

    "I called Bill Barr Dumb, Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy, a RINO WHO COULDN'T DO THE JOB...Now this moron says about me, to get even, 'his verbal skills are limited.'"
    -- Trump

  • October 30, 2023

    "Joe Biden is Hitler. Nazi Joe has got to go."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • October 29, 2023

    "Before I even arrive at the Oval Office I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled."
    -- Trump

  • October 28, 2023

    "I will never let them silence you. And in the end they aren't after me, they are after you. I just happen to be, unfortunately for me, standing in the way."
    -- Trump

  • October 27, 2023

    "The problem is the human heart. It's not guns... This is not the time to talk about legislation."
    -- House Speaker Mike Johnson

    "I can literally probably count the seconds before an incident like this becomes politicized, and that part of it I never like."
    -- Fox host Sean Hannity

  • October 26, 2023

    "We're representing President Trump and we're representing the Trump campaign..."
    -- Rudy Giuliani, introducing Sidney Powell at Nov. 2020 press conference

    "Rudy Giuliani, Joseph deGenova, Victoria Toensing, Sidney Powell, and Jenna Ellis, a truly great team, added to our other wonderful lawyers and representatives."
    -- Trump, in a Nov. 2020 tweet

    "MS. POWELL WAS NOT MY ATTORNEY, AND NEVER WAS."
    -- Trump last week, after Powell made a plea deal