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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • January 27, 2023

    "You look at what inflation has done to many other countries, it is an absolute death sentence. But your sister Diamond was taken from us much too soon."
    -- Trump, speaking at memorial service for Lynette "Diamond" Hardaway

  • January 26, 2023

    "I'd rather give Rep. Santos access to classified information than Schiff!"
    -- Rep. Matt Gaetz, on former House Intelligence Committee chairman Adam Schiff being removed from the panel 

  • January 25, 2023

    "I will never leave that woman. I will always take care of her."
    -- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

  • January 24, 2023

    "I've milked a few cows, spent most of my time walking behind lines of cows, so if you want some ideas on repro and the women's health thing, I have some definite opinions."
    -- Idaho state Rep. Jack Nelson

  • January 23, 2023

    "She has matured. She realized she doesn't know everything, and she wants to learn..."
    -- Rep. Michael McCaul, asked if he's okay with Marjorie Taylor Greene, who in 2018 asserted that 9/11 was a hoax, serving on the Homeland Security Committee, which he formerly chaired

  • January 22, 2023

    "What I said last week is likely true -- the Deep State is taking out Biden...The Republicans might not even have to help the Democrats take out their trash."
    -- Rep. Matt Gaetz

  • January 21, 2023

    "The appalling Prime Minister of New Zealand Jacinda Ardern -- that's the lady with the big teeth who tormented her citizens -- has just announced she is leaving office...What are the chances she was a puppet of the Chinese government? We don't have enough evidence to prove that, but we would rate that as about 100% likely."
    -- Fox host Tucker Carlson

  • January 20, 2023

    "When I return to the White House, we will end the era of partisan witch hunts."
    -- Trump

  • January 19, 2023

    "If Steve Bannon and I had organized [Jan. 6], we would have won. Not to mention, it would've been armed."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, five weeks before being assigned to the Homeland Security Committee

  • January 18, 2023

    "My 'Prosecutor' is a Radical Left Trump-HATING Lunatic, whose wife and family get a perfect '10' for spewing Trump HATE, and whose 'friends' are the most evil, angry, and disgusting Marxists and Communists in and around Government... These are Sick Thugs."
    -- Trump