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Mudline November 8, 2024
November 8, 2024
....Trump on Vice President Kamala Harris: "A very dumb individual, very dumb...Retarded...She's scum. She's garbage...Lazy as hell...A stupid person...Bitch...Does she drink? Is she on drugs?...A sleazebag...Grossly incompetent, a total trainwreck. She has destroyed everything in her path...Dumber than hell...Her message has been a message of hate and division...A low-IQ person. She's not smart...Virtually incoherent...Everything that comes out of her mouth is a LIE...A shit vice president. The worst...She's going to destroy the whole country."....Trump on Harris's campaign staff: "They're scum. And they want to take down our country. They are absolute garbage."....Trump on the US: "We're like a Third World nation...We're a nation in decline. Very, very serious decline...The US is now an occupied country...We are a country whose economy is collapsing into a cesspool of ruin...We are a failing nation...Our country is being destroyed...We're turning into a communist country in many ways...We're living in hell right now."....Trump on US autoworkers: "They don't build cars. They take them out of a box and they assemble them. You could have a child do it."....Trump on his former chief of staff Gen. John Kelly: "A total moron."...on Gen. Mark Milley: "A fucking idiot."....on Milley and Kelly: "Weak, stupid people."....on MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle: "A dumb-as-a-rock bimbo."....on NYT columnist Bret Stephens: "A Trump-hating loser."....on networks: "NBC is no good. ABC is no good. CBS is no good."....on Bill Maher: "A befuddled mess."....on former Rep. Liz Cheney: "She, like Kamala, is a stupid person."....on former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi: "An enemy within."....on CA Gov. Gavin Newsom: "'Newscum' I call him."....on Rep. Adam Schiff and the Pelosis: "These people are so sick and evil."....on Sen. Chuck Schumer: "If Kamala loses you can still have a chance to become the first woman president."....Maureen Dowd on Trump: "Brazenly projecting every bad thing he does onto his rivals, and boldly hawking sneakers, Bibles and cologne like a late-night cable huckster, has no shame."....Sen. Mitt Romney: "He is unquestionably mentally unstable, and he is racist, bigoted, misogynistic, xenophobic, vulgar, and prone to violence."....Geraldo Rivera: "A sore loser who cannot be trusted to honor the Constitution."....Mark Cuban: "You never see him around strong, intelligent women. Ever."....CNN's Bob Costas: "A bubbling cauldron of loathsome traits. You have to be in the throes of some sort of toxic delusion and in a toxic cult to believe that Donald Trump has ever been in any sense -- emotionally, psychologically, intellectually, or ethically -- fit to be president of the United States."....Obama on Trump: "You would be worried if your grandpa was acting like this."....Trump on Bob Woodward: "He's lost his marbles."....Woodward on Trump: "He has this idea that he knows things he doesn't know." Trump: "I know more about drones than anybody...I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me...Nobody knows more about technology than me...Nobody knows more about construction than I do...Nobody knows more about taxes than I do...Nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do...Nobody knows more about environmental impact statements than me...I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth...I know more about courts than any human being on Earth...Nobody knows more about polls than me...Nobody knows more about banks than me...Nobody knows more about trade than I do...I understand the power of Facebook, maybe better than almost anybody...I understand money better than anybody...Nobody knows more about debt than I do...I know more about contributions than anybody...I understand politicians better than anybody...I understand things. I comprehend very well. OK? Better than, I think, almost anybody...I know a lot...I know more than I'm ever going to tell you...The truth is I'm actually a modest person, very modest...I think I am, actually, humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."....James Fallows: "As best as I can tell, and as of mid-afternoon on the day after Navalny's killing, Donald Trump has never once, in any way, in any venue, at any time dared to criticize Vladimir Putin."....retired Army General Mark Milley, former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Trump and Biden, on Trump: "We don't take an oath to a king, or a queen, or to a tyrant or dictator, and we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator...He is the most dangerous person ever."....
