........Joe Rogan on Trump's texting: "Like a 79-year-old kid."....Trump to ABC's Rachel Scott: "You are the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place."....on CNN's Kaitlan Collins: "Always stupid and nasty."....on NYT's Katie Rogers: "Ugly, both inside and out."....on Bloomberg's Catherine Lucey: "Quiet, piggy."....on Somalis: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country."....on Somalia: "Considered by many to be the worst country on earth."....on MN Gov. Tim Walz: "A grossly incompetent man. There's something wrong with him."....on CO Gov. Jared Polis: "Lightweight...A sleazebag...Allowed his state to go to Hell."....Don Lemon on Trump: "Seems like a gross, bigoted, racist piece of s***."....Andy Borowitz on Sarah Palin: "She lowered the bar flush to the ground and [Trump] oozed right under it."....George Will on Trump's proposed Ukraine settlement: "It reads like a wish-list letter from Vladimir Putin to Santa Claus."....Sen. John Kennedy: "Many of my Democratic colleagues -- some Republicans -- they've been acting like Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining.'"....faux children's book cover, posted by Donald Trump Jr. on social media: "Franklin Drives by Tim Walz's House and Calls Him Retarded."....Chris Ryan on David Brooks: "I'm left wondering if he has had a series of unnoticed strokes that have left him incapable of nuanced thinking."....Sirius XM host Megyn Kelly on killing of alleged drug smugglers: "I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out."....Jeffrey Epstein on Trump: "Evil beyond belief."....Maureen Dowd: "You know you're in trouble when someone evil beyond belief calls you evil beyond belief."....Rick Wilson: "MAGA is a foreign influence operation...The most gullible cohort of political suckers, mooks, rubes, and slowcoaches ever to blight this nation."....Trump on basic cognitive test: "I aced it...There are questions that I would say 99% of the people that I'm talking to right now, meaning the people from the fake news, would not do well on it."....Sen. Ruben Gallego on investigation of Sen. Mark Kelly for video about illegal orders: "This is f***ing insane...Secretary Hegseth, all these guys -- f*** you guys, you're not going to be able to scare us."....