........Rep. Jasmine Crockett on Trump speech: "We're fighting with Canada, we're fighting with Mexico, yet we're in love with Putin? This is not America. This is a terrible nightmare. Somebody slap me and wake me the f**k up."....Elon Musk on Social Security: "The biggest Ponzi scheme of all time."....Trump on USAid: "It's a scam. It's a fraud, a lot of it, most of it. The whole thing is a giant fraud."....Musk on the US government: "One big pyramid scheme."....Paul Krugman: "America is trapped in a burning Tesla."....Trump on why Zelensky wasn't invited to peace talks: "I don't think he's important."....Sen. Adam Schiff on Trump: "You can't tell when he's or Putin's talking because it's the same words that come out."....Sen. Chris Van Hollen: "When Donald Trump says something the reality is that everybody else gets a lobotomy."....Brian Glenn of Real America's Voice to Zelensky, in Oval Office: "Why don't you wear a suit? Do you own a suit?"....Trump on Zelensky: "If somebody doesn't want to make a deal, I think that person won't be around very long. That person will not be listened to very long."....former Russian president Dmitri Medvedev on Zelensky: "The insolent pig finally got a proper slapdown in the Oval Office."....Matt Taibbi on Zelensky: "The GEICO Lizard of the New World Order...F**k him. And f**k Starmer."....Maureen Dowd: "Trump is wedded to his demented dream of a troika of strongmen -- himself, Putin, and Xi Jinping -- astride the world."....Trump: "This country has gotten bloated and fat and disgusting and incompetently run."....Trump campaign manager Chris LaCivita on new Michael Wolff book: "Total garbage...Nobody believes any of it."....WH Communications Director Steven Cheung on Wolff: "A lying sack of sh*t...He has a severe and debilitating case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has rotted his peanut-sized brain."....Maureen Dowd: "Trump does not do well with reality. He tries to impose his own on the rest of us.".....Trump on NATO: "I know the guys very well. They're friends of mine...You think they're going to come and protect us? They're supposed to. I'm not so sure."....Warren Buffett on tariffs: "They're an act of war, to some degree. Over time they're a tax on goods. The Tooth Fairy doesn't pay them."....John Bolton on Trump's unwillingness to call Putin a dictator: "He believes Vladimir Putin is his friend, and y'know you don't call your friends 'dictators.'"....Open AI CEO Sam Altman on Elon Musk: "Probably his whole life is from a position of insecurity. I feel for the guy. I don't think he's, like, a happy person."....Tesla bumpersticker: "I bought this before I knew he was crazy."....painted on back of car: "Russia conquered half of America faster than it conquered one-fifth of Ukraine."....